By Wellpoo - 02/01/2018 19:00

Today, I started 2018 with a bad case of food poisoning. Not exactly the new year cleanse I was hoping for. FML
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Symphoniaes 32
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I’m in the hospital with the flu right now so I feel you OP. Feel better soon!!

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tonyfan00 38
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At least you still got a toilet roll left, right? ....oh yeah, the cat ate it, never mind...

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Symphoniaes 32
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I’m in the hospital with the flu right now so I feel you OP. Feel better soon!!

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Sentaru 7
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Well...that's a crappy way to start the year. But just think, it's all uphill from here!

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exileonmainst 16

Step 1. Apply black false eyelash glue to your rectum. Step 2. Sneeze. Problem solved!

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Yudith 21
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At least you're on your way to attain one of your New Year resolutions; reach your goal weight.

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acmariner99 25
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Your year is off and running

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worldclassrager 39
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Greatly phrased...I had the same issue...I know the feeling...

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tonyfan00 38
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At least you still got a toilet roll left, right? ....oh yeah, the cat ate it, never mind...

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heavenlyassbutt 11
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That's a shitty way go start the year.

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AlysiaChanel 16

Well i mean, its a start

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