Health and Holidays: Today, I started 2018 with a bad case of food poisoning. Not...

By Wellpoo - 02/01/2018 19:00

Today, I started 2018 with a bad case of food poisoning. Not exactly the New Year's cleanse I was hoping for. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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Doing my part

By Anonymous - 12/04/2025 08:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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The blame game

By Anonymous - 18/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML

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By sickday - 02/12/2018 17:30

Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML

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By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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The squits

By Cliff - 11/10/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML

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By why?? - 24/05/2016 13:29 - United States

Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML

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Symphoniaes 32

Tuesday 2 January 2018 20:37

I’m in the hospital with the flu right now so I feel you OP. Feel better soon!!

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 3 January 2018 5:52

At least you still got a toilet roll left, right? ....oh yeah, the cat ate it, never mind...

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Symphoniaes 32

Tuesday 2 January 2018 20:37

I’m in the hospital with the flu right now so I feel you OP. Feel better soon!!

Sentaru 7

Tuesday 2 January 2018 22:10

Well...that's a crappy way to start the year. But just think, it's all uphill from here!

exileonmainst 16

Wednesday 3 January 2018 0:20

Step 1. Apply black false eyelash glue to your rectum. Step 2. Sneeze. Problem solved!

Yudith 24

Wednesday 3 January 2018 0:56

At least you're on your way to attain one of your New Year resolutions; reach your goal weight.

acmariner99 25

Wednesday 3 January 2018 1:08

Your year is off and running

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 3 January 2018 2:05

Greatly phrased...I had the same issue...I know the feeling...

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 3 January 2018 5:52

At least you still got a toilet roll left, right? ....oh yeah, the cat ate it, never mind...

heavenlyassbutt 11

Wednesday 3 January 2018 13:09

That's a shitty way go start the year.

AlysiaChanel 16

Wednesday 3 January 2018 22:16

Well i mean, its a start

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