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Today, I started 2018 with a bad case of food poisoning. Not exactly the new year cleanse I was hoping for. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Wellpoo - / Tuesday 2 January 2018 19:00 /

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By Symphoniaes | 32

#7581651 - Tuesday 2 January 2018 20:37

I’m in the hospital with the flu right now so I feel you OP. Feel better soon!!

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7581802 - Wednesday 3 January 2018 5:52

At least you still got a toilet roll left, right? ....oh yeah, the cat ate it, never mind...

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By Symphoniaes | 32

#7581651 - Tuesday 2 January 2018 20:37

I’m in the hospital with the flu right now so I feel you OP. Feel better soon!!

By Sentaru | 7

#7581679 - Tuesday 2 January 2018 22:10

Well...that's a crappy way to start the year. But just think, it's all uphill from here!

By exileonmainst | 15

#7581728 - Wednesday 3 January 2018 0:20

Step 1. Apply black false eyelash glue to your rectum.
Step 2. Sneeze.

Problem solved!

By Yudith | 17

#7581737 - Wednesday 3 January 2018 0:56

At least you're on your way to attain one of your New Year resolutions; reach your goal weight.

By acmariner99 | 18

#7581741 - Wednesday 3 January 2018 1:08

Your year is off and running

By worldclassrager | 39

#7581768 - Wednesday 3 January 2018 2:05

Greatly phrased...I had the same issue...I know the feeling...

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7581802 - Wednesday 3 January 2018 5:52

At least you still got a toilet roll left, right? ....oh yeah, the cat ate it, never mind...

By heavenlyassbutt | 11

#7581926 - Wednesday 3 January 2018 13:09

That's a shitty way go start the year.

By AlysiaChanel | 16

#7582083 - Wednesday 3 January 2018 22:16

Well i mean, its a start

By KaD6 | 16

#7582181 - Thursday 4 January 2018 3:30

My BF and I both threw our backs out. Yeah.

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