By That Guye - 09/03/2019 02:00 32 7 326 28 Today, I picked up my crush from work. She's been going through a lot. She cried the whole way. She said she just wants to be alone so I left her in the car and went inside. I decided now would be a good time to finally confess my feelings. Just as I come back out, she swallows 30+ benadryl. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 371 You deserved it 429 Tweet Share
By fuckmyparents - 25/01/2019 00:00 20 9 30 273 Today, the school I applied to work for told me they were not going to schedule an interview. Why? Because they think my papers and name are fake. My name is Seymour Skinner. I’m not joking. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 738 You deserved it 152 Tweet Share