Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
Just don't forget who you're going to marry, bro. Let her use her seductive look to catch someone else.
Tektite 14
Be glad it wasn't your mother in law lol D:
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Comments (292)
HomeAl0ne 20
Just goes to prove the old saying: "The way to a man's heart is through your younger sister."
farhil 14
C-c-c-combo breaker!!! Aww snap!
bonez519 3
its disrepectful in general, besides the wife. and strip clubs are appalling and disgusting as well as for the pervs that go there. so YDI perv
bonez519 3
its disrepectful in general, besides the wife. and strip clubs are appalling and disgusting as well as for the pervs that go there. so YDI perv
Llamassss 21
If your soon-to-be wife catches you, she'll bust a cap!
kipfischer 11
I say keep it in the family...go for it
chels1994 11
my first thought is why didn't she see it was you and avoid you...
lolmigosh 15
Say whatt??
capnbzarr 43
So, which one has nicer ****?
BD_Swingin 0
If you cant keep it in the pants keep it in the family!