Just lock yourself in the bathroom until the poop decomposes naturally. That will only take a few weeks. Glad I could help.

Seriously does someone need to hold your hand too. how old are you ,you simply poke your head out the door and say something like hey the toilet's not working properly could I have some assistance 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ everybody poops it's part of nature.

Isn't this from Dumb and Dumber?

i was curious about having both in-laws and a boyfriend there too. anyway, look for a plunger somewhere, say, under the sink?

you don't have in-laws if you aren't married.