Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
Just don't forget who you're going to marry, bro. Let her use her seductive look to catch someone else.
Tektite 14
Be glad it wasn't your mother in law lol D:
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Comments (292)
iVelcro 2
Well this should be a fun story to tell when you lovebirds are all wrinkled ;)
dansco 25
Wrong sister maybe? Lol
WordSmyth 2
At the wedding, where everyone will clap. I doubt anyone would feel sorry for this sap.
luccmon 6
That'll be a good story or thanksgiving or Christmas dinner....basically any gathering of extended family will do.
fml_addict13 3
This has to be one of the funniest FMLs ever.
DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
Shouldn't she be at the bridal party? After all she is your wife's sister...
camelspanker69 0
Nothin wrong with a 3 way
BighornB 0
Keep it in the family
emobitch16 4
Thats what you get for going to a strip club
wopandproud 0
I personally hate the idea of my love going to a bachelor party before we get married, but his best friend already told him he had to have one. I think it's nasty cuz it's like "I know you love me, but I'm totally cool with you going to see some other woman's naked body doing things I probably can't compare to, getting all turned on and stuff by her, wanting to sleep with her while I'm completely out of your mind. Ya, it's cool.". See what I mean anyone?
fo_86 0
Ya it's pretty disrespectful if you're in a relationship.