Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
Just don't forget who you're going to marry, bro. Let her use her seductive look to catch someone else.
Tektite 14
Be glad it wasn't your mother in law lol D:
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Comments (292)
xXmileenaXx 6
lol small world XDDDD id love to know how you played that off like ''wow out of all the stripes in this town i run into you''
Nicoyamom 0
Wow...akward.
miststlkr 1
First off congrats; best friend just got married too. He and his wife had their Bachellor[ette] parties on the same night, they went to a restaurant for dinner and we went to a pub, then a strip club where we ran into the wife and her bridesmaids celebrating after dinner. LOL Great wedding :-D
DeafWolverine 8
*imitates robin williams* run! its a stampede! *elephant charging*
chrono420 3
Sounds like a dear penthouse letter to me.
laurenmacias 0
Three way with the sisters
Vinnadizzio 8
Show no fear.
ObnoxiousJeans 6
Well maybe she didn't know it was you? Probably did though. xD
weveallbeenthere 30
did you hook up after getting married for a 3 sum
Ahsome 6
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh right in the feelz