Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees shares stories of how they have been flashed by 18 year old hot chicks as they drive by. I got flashed by a 45 year old, 300lbs lady. FML
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Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML
Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
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Pb_lily 0
I don't know any 18 year old hot girls that would flash the loser holding a sign.
n3rdzgotskillz 29
Should wear a t-shirt saying "NO FAT CHICKS."
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Comments (156)
Squirrellord911 0
better luck next time
rrrosie1010 0
whats a sign spinner?
reapfml 0
Those people at street corners holding arrowish signs with a nearby store's logo on them doing cool tricks
imajinethat 0
Also known as a Stop-Slowman
sarahbau 0
OK. I already don't understand why sign spinning exists, but apparently lots of women flash sign spinners? Why?
AntiChrist7 0
weak FML
n3rdzgotskillz 29
Should wear a t-shirt saying "NO FAT CHICKS."
Pb_lily 0
I don't know any 18 year old hot girls that would flash the loser holding a sign.
tenniskettle 0
ive never heard of a sign spinner, anyone wanna enlighten me?
Pb_lily 0
Sign spinners are like telephone polls (in that they hold a sign) only jazzier because they can move the sign around to attract attention. Think of a guy holding a sign saying Pizza, this way ->
BeeSkwaird 0
I moved to TN not long ago; I can help you guys out. Yes, sign spinners hold signs for a business, but they're pretty fun to watch cuz they stand on the side of the road and do lots of tricks with the sign: spinning and flipping and juggling and behind-the-back catching it, etc.
zinka_fml 0
Um what? I've never seen any such thing. Why would someone spin a sign? Is this really a common thing?
anniebananie 3
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sign+spinner
zinka_fml 0
So how come I've never seen one in my life? I'm not living under a rock.
DameGreyWulf 0
Because your mother. That is why. Jeez even I know what a sign spinner is, and I live nowhere near any place that would have them. Gotta love small rural communities. So much FUN!
Slimma 20
It makes no sense. Flash some guy holding a sign? I still don't know what a sign spinner is either. I mean if it is what I think it is... I highly doubt "hot 18 year old girls" would flash them.
sexymessy 0
It could happen,I use to be a sign spinner when I was 16 and guys would blow kisses,and one guy would drive by everyday screaming I love you. It was really weird.But my brother worked with me on a different street and same stuff would happen to him.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
wtf??? where does anybody do that!?!?!?!??!?!?
plexico 3
Was it just the **** or did you get full frontal? Some guys love the big beaver, or so I have heard. Pics or it's not real! If you didn't have the presence of mind to snap a photo, please create a drawing and share it with us!
Intoxicunt 5
Www.redtube.com There ya go. That's the official artistic rendering.
plexico 3
Hey, I gotta get an NSFW warning during the day! Good thing I know you well enough to guess that I should look it up on my iPhone and not my company's internet. Do they have a BBW section?
Intoxicunt 5
Haha. Whoops! Yeah, they do, I think. If not, Youporn does. I'm sitting right by my mom, so I'm hardly going to check for you. Chubby-chaser.
plexico 3
I'm not the Chubby Chaser, that's a friend of mine. I like MILF action. So, you're sitting next to you mom? Interesting!
Intoxicunt 5
I've heard that before. "Oh, I wasn't asking for myself .... It's for a friend!" Haha, yes I am. Well, not so much sitting as.... ok never mind.
ac4089 0
Haha. I would be scared for life
BeeSkwaird 0
I'd be scarred for life, more so.