FML : Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons...

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Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By poseidon5213 / Thursday 17 May 2012 22:02 / United States - Inglewood

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By easyprey | 8

#4450544 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:18

If you spin the sign fast enough maybe it would of dried you off

By WCARlover | 34

#4450558 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:21

Those prostitutes are defensive of their corners!

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By easyprey | 8

#4450544 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:18

If you spin the sign fast enough maybe it would of dried you off

wallandpiece | 16

#4450581 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:26

"One of those sign spinners". Sorry for being pedantic, but shouldn't you know your own job title?

luckyd880 | 12

#4450588 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:28

How silly of him. "professional sign spinner"

Il_Maestro | 6

#4450608 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:34

He prefers the term "Advertising Motion Engineer."

thejewishfuhrer | 17

#4450693 - Friday 18 May 2012 10:13

If he spins the sign too fast though, he may start flying..

hecallsmedarlin | 7

#4450786 - Friday 18 May 2012 11:38

Why are you all assuming he's a boy... The people saying "bitch get off my corner" I would assume OP is a girl.... Maybe I'm wrong though. Usually on this site I see either a female symbol or male symbol, this I see none...

reddudeover | 2

#4451135 - Friday 18 May 2012 02:09

34 - Guys get called "bitches" all the time.

AnyaS | 19

#4451166 - Friday 18 May 2012 02:28

Would have*

Krysk_fml | 0

#4451242 - Friday 18 May 2012 02:49

28- That would be awesome.

hecallsmedarlin | 7

#4451395 - Friday 18 May 2012 03:46

43 - but guys never are the ones getting told to get off of someone else's corner....I'm jus sayin, sounds like 'actual' bitches' to me:) I have nothin else.. Back to bed I go; goooodnight all:)

reddudeover | 2

#4451503 - Friday 18 May 2012 04:07

There are male prostitutes too. Alright off to bed with you. :p

By mrsmillsy | 10

#4450546 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:19

That sucks, poor you :(

SliceOfCake | 9

#4452561 - Friday 18 May 2012 08:50

1) Scroll up on the page 2) Notice your at FML.com 3) Figure out what FML means 4) Reread your comment 5) Be ashamed.

By TheGewt | 7

#4450548 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:19

Watch out for the guy in the big purple coat. He means business.

TheGewt | 7

#4450600 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:31

Also if you see a guy in a purple dinosaur costume his name is Tim, but he likes to be called Barney. He is crazy and you should run from him.

lorenzoman77 | 7

#4451178 - Friday 18 May 2012 02:31

Maybe OP could throw the sign at them next time?

By daveclark4207 | 0

#4450549 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:19

Ha ha ha

ycrem0n | 20

#4450662 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:57

I'm going to type "lol" so people will know that I laughed. lol

nikkon416 | 13

#4450929 - Friday 18 May 2012 12:44

.... Out loud

By Mirorbo | 26

#4450551 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:19

It was probably a hot day anyways. Despite the rudeness, there had to have been some relief, right?

By WCARlover | 34

#4450558 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:21

Those prostitutes are defensive of their corners!

Ruffclue | 9

#4450738 - Friday 18 May 2012 10:42

Its time for dem hoes to divide and conquer.

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4451392 - Friday 18 May 2012 03:45

Spread their legs and fly!

ebonyirony | 29

#4451419 - Friday 18 May 2012 03:50

Awful mental image

By Naith | 14

#4450559 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:21

Look it at this way maybe you will attract more attention this way

coried91 | 28

#4451156 - Friday 18 May 2012 02:19

Was there really a need to say "this way" at the end of your sentence when you said in the beginning already?

RedPillSucks | 30

#4451454 - Friday 18 May 2012 03:57

generally agree, but each "this way" had a different meaning.

By KnightAngela1109 | 10

#4450561 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:21

Well.......You were on her corner, number one rule don't mess with a bitches money.

Il_Maestro | 6

#4450614 - Friday 18 May 2012 09:36

It's highly likely that the OP's employers do not have the same target audience as a prostitute. Either that or I am completely oblivious to those sign spinning sex workers...