Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees when some of his mates turned up in the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML
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Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML
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BLiNdZoRz 3
Haha that idiot. DUMP HIM!
noshitsherlock 0
wow... I hope after that you dump him! That's disrespect and embarrassing!
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Comments (97)
ChelseaMae 0
Dump Him
xstaticdelta 6
EPIC FAIL #8
yonika_babyyeah 0
DUMP HIM ! why stay with someone like that? he needs to learn respect.
22jrdn55 15
lol i luv how u wanna teach guys respect!!
boomlol 0
*facepalm* get back to the kitchen woman.... @ op suck and well you kinda deserve it for even being with such a guy in the first place
Starchild21 3
How the **** did she know she was with someone like that? I don't think the opportunity to find out was evident until after it happened. God you're retarded. _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
aliee_a 0
Get back to the kitchen? Your real mature asshole.
chicagofireallez 0
I agree with #79! She was probably never in the kitchen in the first place, which is the real problem here. You should have brought some 'pints' and some 'biscuits' for him to enjoy with his 'mates' afterwards, and then promptly given him oral sex. Eventually, you may learn how to keep a man.
yellowaholic 25
Wow I can tell these boys are going to be alone in the future lol
Journiexo 18
I have lost faith in humanity
jessiiexo 0
kay three words... DUMP HIS ASS ! and you say new boyfriend? hes not worth it if he did that to you, find another new boyfriend:)
AshleyRose784 0
maybe he should be your new ex-boyfriend instead
vampyricXfaerie 0
******* right! Dump that piece of shit.
Consequences 0
If you dont ditch him for that, you deserve every bit of disrespectful treatment he gives you henceforth.
Narzhul 0
"Hey man, sup? Nothin much, juuust randomly standing beside a tree. Let's play some football!"
DameGreyWulf 1
Dump him, plain and simple. Really, don't put up with that. Plus, if YOU the supposed "embarassing one" dump HIM, THEN who is the loser?
Starchild21 3
What did you mean by the second part? ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
DameGreyWulf 1
He thinks she's a loser, thus he doesn't want to be seen with her, correct? Well, if the "loser" dumps him, then it makes him out to be a loser, because he got dumped by a supposed loser.
Starchild21 3
That won't really work though. He didn't acknowledge her or even say he knows her when he was with his friends, implying they asked who she was. If she were to dump him right there she would just look bad because he would probably say "I dont even know you" All she can do is just not talk to him from then on, and if she knows where he lives she can slash his tires or throw a rock at his window lol. Ok that's a bit extreme. _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
DameGreyWulf 1
Well, I didn't necessarily mean for her to dump him there in front of them. Obviously he'd pull that stunt. Dumping him alone would hurt his precious ego,. Even if nobody was around to witness it, he was still dumped by a loser.
Starchild21 3
Do you really think he would care? Especially after what just happened? Btw nice choice of an avatar :) _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
DameGreyWulf 1
Thank you. He definitely wouldn't care that he lost her, but what he would care about is that HE, a popular guy, got dumped by a supposed loser. He'd play it off as if nothing happen, but on the inside he /may/ think "**** I can't even get the loser to go out with me" Or something. It probably wouldn't last long.
Starchild21 3
For all we know though his intention may have been to just get laid, and since that event took place, all he might think is "whatever" I'm just saying that you're scenario is too much of a "best case", if he had the slightest care for her he at least would have acknowledged her instead of pretending not to know her. __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
DameGreyWulf 1
Like I said, he obviously wouldn't care about her, since he doesn't now. He may just be in it to get laid, quite true. Maybe I am just thinking best case, but I still think if he was looking for action and was denied, especially by someone he thought would be easy (since she's a loser), it seems to me it might affect him at least just a little.
Starchild21 3
I don't know though, but as a guy if I was to be in that mindset my reaction would just be "whatever" Hopefully it is as you say though, and hopefully he does have guilt (though that is highly unlikely) _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh no, I wasn't implying he was going to feel guilty about it. I really doubt he ever will. I was thinking more along the lines of him thinking "How the **** does a LOSER dump ME?" because he sounds very egocentric, so I meant it could be a blow to his pride. I guess I fail at explaining.
Starchild21 3
Lol no I didn't gaige your meaning, it's my fault. If he is that egocentric then yeah he probably would question his stature, however I still think that he was on the mindset of an easylay, and it most likely will be a "oh well you're not the only loser" mindset. Good debate though _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Mefreh 0
For the guy who submitted the FML, OP means original poster, and I denied it, sorry, not funny.