Love: Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting...

By legallyblondemad - 29/08/2009 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees, when some of his mates turned up at the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML

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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2015 19:28 - United States - El Dorado Hills

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

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Good friends

By cavallo31 - 28/06/2016 00:47 - United States

Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML

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Bit on the side

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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By NotAGoodStart - 07/03/2020 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Like a moth to a bug light

By Anonymous - 01/02/2024 05:00

Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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Saturday 29 August 2009 23:05

Haha that idiot. DUMP HIM!

noshitsherlock 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:06

wow... I hope after that you dump him! That's disrespect and embarrassing!

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My_averageFML 0

Monday 31 August 2009 13:46

well that relationship didn't last very long.

Brey1013 0

Monday 31 August 2009 15:54

The saddest thing about this, is that even though the dude treated the OP like total crap, i bet shes back with him right now.

tony8pie 0

Monday 31 August 2009 21:33

Time for a new boyfriend!

teiso_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 2:53

Good thing he showed his true colours before you guys really got serious!

mef_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:23

soon to be exboyfriend i hope. what a tool.

cusinmex 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:52

get a new monkey

MLSxxox 3

Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:40

Hope you dumped him

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 19 September 2009 11:15

He pushed you behind a tree? XD

americaisbetter 1

Thursday 1 October 2009 1:13

hey ******. america is better. dont say mates. and its soccer you loser

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 3 October 2009 9:45

Dense, ignorant troll.

Sorrytohearthat 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 2:29

Okay. 1. She never said anything about America being worse than the UK. 2. It's official name in the UK is football. 3. Mates is in the dictionary as "Friends" as one of the definitions. If somebody wants to use the word "mates", then they can, you stupid son of a bitch. People like you make the world HATE AMERICA. anyway. Your boyfriend sounds like an asshole and you should definitely confront him about it, and if he is still being an asshole then he doesn't deserve you at all.