Miscellaneous: Well played

Well played

By Deadpool434 - 19/10/2014 19:27 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times' sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent." I got pranked by myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 02:47 - United States - Killington

Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML

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You deserved it 4 498

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 04:19 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML

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By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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You deserved it 1 850

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 06:07 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML

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You deserved it 4 583

By Cottagecheeseha - 20/08/2012 04:03 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML

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You deserved it 6 778

By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Long Beach

Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

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You deserved it 62 294

By Emptyspace - 25/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 182

By Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

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You deserved it 623

By stickers - 13/05/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, I was going through my mom's closet. On one of the shelves, I found two baby books. One was mine, the other was one for a dog she owned before I was born. I looked through them both. The dog's baby book was filled out more than mine was. FML

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You deserved it 4 266

By thebiteof87 - 22/07/2015 06:32 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML

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garrett_8614 14

Monday 20 October 2014 8:56

You: 0 You: 1 wait a minute.....

Marie54321 19

Monday 20 October 2014 9:02

You win some and you lose some, but you my friend, did both.

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garrett_8614 14

Monday 20 October 2014 8:56

You: 0 You: 1 wait a minute.....

Cryptical 13

Monday 20 October 2014 9:01

I kindly request you to stop screwing with my mind.

ForwardUn2Dawn 18

Monday 20 October 2014 9:19

The Great Time War has begun.

AnOriginalName 19

Monday 20 October 2014 10:59

That profile pic goes perfectly with your comment though, #1. It was my face as well after I read your comment.

happyturtle 16

Monday 20 October 2014 12:57

hey, at least you pranked someone.

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 20 October 2014 20:19

This is a good setup for Back To the Future 4...

PoisonOrchid 21

Wednesday 22 October 2014 4:33

This sounds like the work og The Doctor.

ethan_unoxx 29

Monday 20 October 2014 8:59

I don't know what to say. I literally cant find the right words to say.

Nexoux 18

Monday 20 October 2014 9:32

So what happened after? The suspense is unbearable.

AnOriginalName 19

Monday 20 October 2014 11:00

If you don't know what to say then shut up.

thevelociraptor 31

Monday 20 October 2014 11:05

^That was a little rude

warsun 27

Monday 20 October 2014 13:22

But entirely relevant

RBntM 10

Monday 20 October 2014 15:53

Then why did you comment?

Ki11erC 18

Monday 20 October 2014 16:16

You managed to add literally in to something that not only didn't need it but actually makes the sentence incorrect by using it.

xxreikoxx 31

Monday 20 October 2014 16:53

Then don't say anything at all. o.O

Adm_Twigs 19

Tuesday 21 October 2014 2:20

word crimes.... I literally want to punch you in the face. that works, how about I honestly can't find the words.

kamryno 22

Wednesday 22 October 2014 0:48

Commenting isn't mandatory...

Meowdisen 15

Monday 20 October 2014 9:00

Child you is pretty rad.

sayyestothedress 24

Monday 20 October 2014 12:40

Self prank! I should definitely try that to adult me!

kristabelli 19

Thursday 23 October 2014 21:31

This is one of my favorite FMLs ever. It made me laugh so hard. :D

Marie54321 19

Monday 20 October 2014 9:02

You win some and you lose some, but you my friend, did both.

x3jmac27 22

Monday 20 October 2014 9:03

You were a pretty awesome child! (:

BlackIrish21 7

Monday 20 October 2014 9:04

Ha that's probably the best win you could ever claim. literally years in the making!

x3jmac27 22

Monday 20 October 2014 9:04

You were a pretty awesome child! (:

NicH1799 20

Monday 20 October 2014 23:16

That really carries meaning when you type it the second time, I have to say.

Mortoli 30

Tuesday 21 October 2014 6:46

Future reference eh. Lol

Cryptical 13

Monday 20 October 2014 9:09

I think there might be a chance you broke logics.

celinadepp 21

Monday 20 October 2014 9:09

Why is this so funny to me?

TheKingKen 22

Monday 20 October 2014 9:10

Are you a wizard?

Cryptical 13

Monday 20 October 2014 10:53

No, he's just some keen kid.

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Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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Today, the coworker I have been hitting it off with rejected me. Apparently she has a crush on another male employee. An employee who is married and somehow has three other girls in our store actually fighting over him (I've heard arguments). She thinks she has a chance? FML

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Today, I was fiddling around with the thermostat at my new place. For a laugh, I twisted the knob all the way to 40° celsius, when it snapped off. I don't have a clue how to fix it. FML

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Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML

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Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML

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Today, I was sitting at lunch and started choking on a chip. I couldn't breathe and nobody tried to help me. Having to take matters into my own hands, I reached for a juice box that belonged to someone sitting next to me. After I could breathe again, they informed me that they had mono. FML

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Well played

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