By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 19:02 - Germany

Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 495
You deserved it 7 313

Same thing different taste

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Ydi for trying to drink coffee with the wrong set of lips

I'm surprised nobody's offered to kiss it better.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

OWWWWWW :( That's painful, OP. Sorry. FYL. Had that happen to me before. Hurts like nothing else. Try getting coffee from someplace else, without a drive-thru. You should sue the man who rear-ended you. People like that scream "STUPIDITY" on every level.

well how the hell is he suppose to know that she had coffee between her legs? k hes dumb for rear-ending her car but she should've used this new device thats been invented not a long time ago, its called COP-HOLDER!!

Cop-holder? Never heard of one of those before. Next time try making sure you don't look like an absolute fool before trying to call someone else a fool. OP: Ouch.

getreadysetfml 0

so u were using ur ****** hole as a cup holder

That's a stupid thing to be happy about. I'd be miserable : /

w100wdm 0

Yes but he still be speaking english reagardless of whether the US was involved in WWII. You see, Norwegian is his first language, English his second. So even if he did speak German as a result of us not defeating Germany, he would still have to learn English as a second language to use it on this website. Regardless of the outcome of the war, he would need to learn his second,language (English) for him to communicate with us as he did.

But he wouldn't be using the internet if it wasn't for the US anyway.

It's hard to say who invented the Internet, but according to the first homepage ever, it was invented in Europe. Sorry. http://info.cern.ch/

It could have been worse, you could have been a guy and gotten 2nd degree burns on your man parts.

Do you notice how much crazy shit happens at McD's

w100wdm 0

at least you arent a dude . that'd suck .

I get the feeling you'd be just as surprised to find McDonald's in another state. While we're blowing your mind, did you know people play video games in third world countries? And they have cars and buildings and electricity and and and

tmptmptmp 0

i can see why you put it in kids.