Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
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Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
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Fresh2death2021 0
Ydi for trying to drink coffee with the wrong set of lips
Drakon_fml 7
I'm surprised nobody's offered to kiss it better.
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Comments (179)
lolbulla 0
why are you happy about getting a 2nd degree burn between your legs?
Ninjaface 0
You got rear-ended and it burned your ******? That must have been one intense reacharound.
pms247 0
you clearly didn't hear about the McDonalds case a few years ago where the lady spilled the coffee all over her "lady parts". not only have they been required to lower the temperature of their coffee, but most fucktards learned to not keep hot liquid there! my bmw doesn't have cup holders either, but im smart enough to rig something with my purse and the passenger seat so i don't end up like you.... YDI
rastilin 0
I'm sure there was a lawsuit about this in America.
Quionic7 0
You mean ******?
Navkirat 0
im so sorry!!!!!!!!
wxdiaz86 0
there is such a thing as cup holders, i dont think you get an award for not thinking
infantry831 0
you suck
tacoman007 2
if there were ever a fitting time to say 'YOU WILL STAY A VIRGIN.' this would be it.
Sunbolt 0
mcdonalds coffie is waaaaaaay to hot what did they do cook it in a nuclier reactor?