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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 19:02 - Germany

Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML

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Same thing different taste

By coffeeburns - 19/07/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I tried to grab a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work, but as I drove away from the restaurant a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

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By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2017 01:30

Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML

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By viperplay53 - 12/08/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML

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By dentedmercedes - 20/04/2013 13:43 - United States - Berkley

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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Fresh2death2021 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:57

Ydi for trying to drink coffee with the wrong set of lips

Drakon_fml 7

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:01

I'm surprised nobody's offered to kiss it better.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Friday 11 November 2011 8:40

You get rear ended and you are saying that spilling your coffee is more of an fml than being rear ended?

glamourgigi2741 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:23

That sucks hope u get better

newburton13 26

Thursday 5 April 2012 23:28

You know, that's how the "Caution: Contents may be hot" bit on coffee cups came into existence.

Liam3848 17

Monday 16 April 2012 12:14

That would suck

hdl1992 3

Thursday 23 August 2012 21:03

YDI for reposting this... I remember reading it long ago

ViviMage 38

Thursday 13 December 2012 8:22

You realize this has been done already and she won the lawsuit? And likely you had a warning cup will be hot?

cwl727 32

Monday 7 April 2014 21:20

In the US you can sue for that.

had_a_crap_day 3

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:32

At least you don't have man parts

PrinceOfBritain 20

Friday 24 October 2014 19:22

Bet you're not lovin' it now

ericeckenroth 4

Thursday 2 April 2015 5:13

Lol that happened to my girl once while she was listening to my mixtape

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