Transportation: Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee,...

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 19:02 - Germany

Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML

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By coffeeburns - 19/07/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I tried to grab a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work, but as I drove away from the restaurant a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

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Hit and run

By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2017 01:30

Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML

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By viperplay53 - 12/08/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML

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By dentedmercedes - 20/04/2013 13:43 - United States - Berkley

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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Fresh2death2021 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:57

Ydi for trying to drink coffee with the wrong set of lips

Drakon_fml 7

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:01

I'm surprised nobody's offered to kiss it better.

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lrb081 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:33

YDI for being stupid enough to put coffee between your legs. It's stupid moves like that that lead to BS lawsuits from people boohooing because they burned themselves. FYL for the asshat hitting you, but geez, common sense. Lastly, McDonalds coffee? Drinking your own vomit would surely taste better.

ohmygoodnex 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:48

YDI For going to McDonalds for coffee. You could have atleast gone to a ******* starbucks.

iwadasn 32

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:59

And pay five times as much for coffee to burn her? Why would that make this better?

Dixie_Normous 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 7:04

Right on man, Starbucks ******* sucks. Like seriously it's not even that it's so expensive, it really just does not taste good in any way...

pinkdancer 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:57

Sex should be interesting hahaha you loose!

devil87 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 0:09

YDI for using the drivethru to get coffee. Park your car and get your ass out of your car to go get coffee. Its idiots like yourself who are responsible for global warming by leaving their cars idling while waiting in a drive thru line for coffee.

dspadres 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 0:22

Actually it's probably a good thing. Now you can sue the driver and get even more money out of him/her.

hercules268 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 0:24

next time go with the iced coffee. also, don't hold it between your legs instead use a cup holder.

tymarie2012 31

Monday 27 June 2011 8:34

people in Germany don't have cup holders.

Jotne 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 0:25

STFU, yanks. Sure, in the US you can sue someone for looking at you the wrong way. In sane places, the other guy would be responsible for damages to her car, but not for damages resulting from storing hot coffee in your crotch. Maybe if the damage done was purely his fault, like whiplash, but not something like this. FYL to the OP, though. Not your best idea, but then again, you don't really expect this kinda shit to happen in the minute you have the coffee there. Shit happens, at least you got an interesting story (sort of) out of this one.

Tequilamockngbrd 7

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:06

Oh my. You sure have a problems with Americans, huh? I've seen you slam us in so many posts! :p

Dixie_Normous 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 7:06

Jealousy.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Thursday 5 November 2009 0:37

Cheapest hair removal ever, plus you get to drink what's left!

IceCream53423 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 0:40

why r u happy about that? Internet sarcasm doesn't work you know...

I_Call_Fake 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:03

@Jotne If it wasn't for us "Yanks"...you wouldn't be posting posting your comment on the INTERNET right now and you would be speaking GERMAN.

w100wdm 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:24

He is Norwegian, so its a dialect of german.

I_Call_Fake 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:45

But he was speaking in english smart one.

sephirothyeti 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 5:08

Um, no, I'm pretty sure Norwegians speak a little language known as Norwegian. Dumbasses.

Dixie_Normous 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 7:10

I dunno, it looked like English to me.

w100wdm 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 7:32

The first guy said the person would be speaking German, he was referencing the US and WWII. I assumed the first guy to post wasnt talking about the language being written on the website, as you are correct, it does look like english to me.

sephirothyeti 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 19:18

Yes Norwegian is a North Germanic Language. That does not mean it is a dialect of German. That means it is a Scandinavian language that has roots in Proto-Germanic. It is related to German, but not a dialect of German.

sephirothyeti 0

Friday 6 November 2009 5:25

According to your logic, English is a dialect of German.

Muchomastrbation 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:23

Oh, that's right, because Americans invented English, I forgot that they taught us this in school, and that they actually traveled to England to start a new colony. Not to mention that it is mandatory in European schools to learn MORE than just one language, and it has been this way for quite sometime. So you're a ******* dumb ass for thinking that 87 percent of the countries in the world are owned by America.