By dangit - 11/09/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, I went to interview with potential new roommates at a cooperative living house. I decided to bake cookies for everyone, and while touring the house, I forgot about the cookies and set off a small oven fire. All this after professing how responsible I am. FML
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lindseyluvszac 4

Hurry and extinguish it and say 'That's what you do in case of a small fire.' So that would be the finale to your whole responsibilty speech

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indielove 13

You should have looked at them and gone "quick test, who can put out that fire?" then proceed to act like it was on purpose.

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Keyman1212 14

I'm betting you got the weird roommate, the one who likes to count your freckles, and watches you sleep.

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EvilPotato 14

2 when she throws the cookies out Oscar the grouch will be happy with her.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I think the proper term is Vegetable monster.

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KoolKidFly 0

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO. Srsly though, plz die.

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KoolKidFly 0

Haha lol. Whoopsies. Wrong comment xD Let the negative votes rolllll

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denvan 0

Oh yes very responsible of you. Pass a beer

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Bbhd05 0

Ydi for not having a timer

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FarSide 22

Well, if it is not "Dumb ass"... then what is it? An accident? No, a careless, avoidable accident that demonstrates EXACTLY the point that OP was attempting to make about responsibility. Dumb ass, half ass, brainless, stupid, careless. Call it what you want.

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killercole85 0

57 is right but 25, you can calm the **** down

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danielreader22 4

Do better at what? Baking cookies?

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lindseyluvszac 4

Hurry and extinguish it and say 'That's what you do in case of a small fire.' So that would be the finale to your whole responsibilty speech

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somerandomdude19 2

Like a BOSS yea yea!!!

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xx000o 27

Let them know that it was a future senior moment.

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kaityjo 0

must have been either a very long house tour or some very quick burning biscuits

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ImaginaryFoe 0

That was my thought, too. Odd to come into a kitchen that's not yet yours and just start baking. Why not bake them at your current home and just drop them off?

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valalvax 13

I think she was accepting new roomies? Cookies/biscuits cook in 13-15 minutes, a 2-3 bedroom house could take that long to tour especially considering there'd be chatting involved Though I guess it'd take an extra 5 or so minutes to catch fire

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