FML : Today, I went to interview with potential new roommates at a cooperative living house. I decided to bake cookies for everyone, and while touring the house,...

Today, I went to interview with potential new roommates at a cooperative living house. I decided to bake cookies for everyone, and while touring the house, I forgot about the cookies and set off a small oven fire. All this after professing how responsible I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dangit - / Sunday 11 September 2011 05:58 / United States

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By ericwashere | 0

#3272117 - Sunday 11 September 2011 11:54

The cookie monster is disapointed in you

By lindseyluvszac | 4

#3272180 - Sunday 11 September 2011 12:14

Hurry and extinguish it and say 'That's what you do in case of a small fire.' So that would be the finale to your whole responsibilty speech

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By EpicPear | 0

#3272114 - Sunday 11 September 2011 11:54

Spoke too soon.

GracieLou113 | 0

#3272197 - Sunday 11 September 2011 12:20

i must agree!

BB_ava | 0

#3272335 - Sunday 11 September 2011 13:38

Did all the applicants flee?

indielove | 13

#3272406 - Sunday 11 September 2011 14:18

You should have looked at them and gone "quick test, who can put out that fire?" then proceed to act like it was on purpose.

Keyman1212 | 14

#3272718 - Sunday 11 September 2011 16:14

I'm betting you got the weird roommate, the one who likes to count your freckles, and watches you sleep.

abbyelizabeth | 9

#3273089 - Sunday 11 September 2011 18:25

What a waste of cookies
:'|

KatherineAnne | 7

#3273189 - Sunday 11 September 2011 18:57

Hehe

By ericwashere | 0

#3272117 - Sunday 11 September 2011 11:54

The cookie monster is disapointed in you

Jovecove | 13

#3272260 - Sunday 11 September 2011 12:48

COOKIEEEEE!

EvilPotato | 14

#3272467 - Sunday 11 September 2011 14:53

2 when she throws the cookies out Oscar the grouch will be happy with her.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3272978 - Sunday 11 September 2011 17:50

I think the proper term is Vegetable monster.

By killercole85 | 0

#3272126 - Sunday 11 September 2011 11:56

Penis

KoolKidFly | 0

#3272131 - Sunday 11 September 2011 11:58

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO. Srsly though, plz die.

KoolKidFly | 0

#3272140 - Sunday 11 September 2011 12:01

Haha lol. Whoopsies. Wrong comment xD Let the negative votes rolllll

By denvan | 0

#3272133 - Sunday 11 September 2011 11:59

Oh yes very responsible of you. Pass a beer

Bbhd05 | 0

#3272747 - Sunday 11 September 2011 16:28

Ydi for not having a timer

By killercole85 | 0

#3272146 - Sunday 11 September 2011 12:02

Dumb ass

abbybailey204 | 19

#3272424 - Sunday 11 September 2011 14:27

Wow, ur a dick

FarSide | 22

#3273165 - Sunday 11 September 2011 18:48

Well, if it is not "Dumb ass"... then what is it? An accident? No, a careless, avoidable accident that demonstrates EXACTLY the point that OP was attempting to make about responsibility.

Dumb ass, half ass, brainless, stupid, careless. Call it what you want.

killercole85 | 0

#3282637 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 13:39

57 is right but 25, you can calm the fuck down

By sheethapins | 13

#3272161 - Sunday 11 September 2011 12:06

Burned.

myfruitloop | 0

#3274849 - Monday 12 September 2011 1:58

I see way you did there.

By Jxhn | 4

#3272174 - Sunday 11 September 2011 12:11

Eh. Do better next time.

danielreader22 | 4

#3274433 - Sunday 11 September 2011 23:48

Do better at what? Baking cookies?

By lindseyluvszac | 4

#3272180 - Sunday 11 September 2011 12:14

Hurry and extinguish it and say 'That's what you do in case of a small fire.' So that would be the finale to your whole responsibilty speech

somerandomdude19 | 2

#3276184 - Monday 12 September 2011 7:00

Like a BOSS yea yea!!!

By xx000o | 27

#3272200 - Sunday 11 September 2011 12:22

Let them know that it was a future senior moment.

By kaityjo | 0

#3272212 - Sunday 11 September 2011 12:27

must have been either a very long house tour or some very quick burning biscuits

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#3272515 - Sunday 11 September 2011 15:13

That was my thought, too. Odd to come into a kitchen that's not yet yours and just start baking. Why not bake them at your current home and just drop them off?

valalvax | 13

#3274518 - Monday 12 September 2011 0:03

I think she was accepting new roomies?

Cookies/biscuits cook in 13-15 minutes, a 2-3 bedroom house could take that long to tour especially considering there'd be chatting involved

Though I guess it'd take an extra 5 or so minutes to catch fire