Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
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Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, I saw a little boy wandering in the supermarket looking lost and distraught. I gently put my hand on his shoulder and said, “Hey buddy, where’s your mommy?” He screamed, “STRANGER DANGER!” and kicked me in the shin. His actual mom wandered over from the cheese section, gave me a dirty look, and walked off. FML.
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
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englishmuffin 0
wow horrible luck though i don't know if i'd kick things just out of instinct
tikimuppet 11
I would probably have done a similar thing
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roundnproud 7
Instincts are instincts, although mine would probably be to shield myself with my clothes rather than kick the person 'Course it should be a lot easier shielding your goods when you're a guy...
summer66_fml 0
awwww poor kid!!!
morgan020 0
I was shopping with my mom in Houston a while back and my son was playing in the dressing rooms and was peeking under the doors it was kinda cute. my mom was the only one in there though and he was only 14 months at the time so it was more of a game as to which one had grandma and he'd run laughing when he found her. even the dressing room attendants were laughing saying how cute it was but FYL for kicking the poor kid and FHL for getting kicked by 4 you'd think his parents would make him go in there and sit still for a few min so she could try on clothes. oh btw my son had been in his stroller for several hours without fussing so I let him run around in there and stretch his legs for a bit since it was a safe place to keep an eye on him with only one way in or out and with us being the only ones in there.
allymate 0
I probably would've kicked too, ha ha. Sucks to be you. I used to work in retail and once this little boy was being psycho and ended up ripping the dressing room curtain half way open while some lady was getting changed. Parents need to look after their kids better, not saying all parents don't obviously. Ha ha.
guttural 0
I don't blame the OP. A lot of people take offensive action in those situations. It sucks that it was just a kid though. Where was his mother? What I don't understand is why anyone would leave their child unattended while they go try on clothes. That is so insanely irresponsible. Or if someone was watching the child, why weren't they keeping a closer eye on him?
Cupcake10 0
Shit, he couldn't have called out his mom's name? The mom should have either been watching her stupid kid or just not try on clothes when he's with her. I bet he's learned not to just stick his head wherever.
bordemstirs 0
I would do the same thing, and the mom probably shouldn't have left her kid running around
Moemoemoe_fml 0
For once, a case where we need a "the other party deserved it" button! XD *lol*
Carl22_fml 0
I think the kid learned a lesson and wont go peeping again
Diz 0
YDI for kicking without even taking a split second to identify the perp