Today, I managed to get pregnant on purpose, in hopes to get my cheating boyfriend to stop seeing his side piece. Turns out he’s "not ready to be a dad" and prefers the homewrecking skank and left. Now I’m stuck with rent I can’t afford by myself, and a baby I don’t even want anymore. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend of 5 years that I was pregnant. He gave me an ultimatum. Either I "get rid of it" because he’s "not ready to be a dad" or he’ll "put me out on the streets." I’m unemployed and have nowhere to go if I keep it. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend got his ex pregnant. The same ex that he still lived with because he “wanted to wait until the lease is up.” He “swore to God” he didn’t see her romantically anymore. I feel dumb for giving him the benefit of the doubt. FML
Today, I got pregnant even though I was on birth control. The father is nowhere to be found and I don’t even know his last name. My parents kicked me out of the house because apparently, “I’m an adult, so make adult choices.” I’m too scared to get an abortion. I’m at my wits' end. All due to failed birth control. FML
Today, my soon-to-be ex-husband cheated on me with a woman and got her pregnant (we are both men). What's even worse is that not many of my family are supporting me and keep making excuses for him, like maybe he wants to be a dad, or maybe he's bisexual. People are even encouraging me to stay with him. FML
Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I’m pregnant with my boyfriend’s baby. He’s been saying he’s gonna leave his wife for the past 10 months, but there’s constant hemming and hawing. He wants me to get rid of the baby because, “I’ve already raised my own child for 19 years, I don’t got time for this.” I’m Catholic and don’t believe in abortion. FML
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MidnaLink 35
You basically got pregnant for revenge, and you want SYMPATHY? **** off. I really want to hope your kid hates you when they grow up, wheter you give them up or not.
IHaveThePower 18
Remedial sex ed for everyone who went to public school: The ONLY reason to try to get pregnant is if you want to have a baby FOR THE BABY. If you want a cute adorable funny thing, get a puppy\kitten. If you want to patch up your relationship, get a therapist. BABIES ARE PEOPLE AND YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO THEM WHEN THEY ARE BORN. Do NOT get pregnant unless that is what you want. It will never, ever end well.
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MidnaLink 35
You basically got pregnant for revenge, and you want SYMPATHY? **** off. I really want to hope your kid hates you when they grow up, wheter you give them up or not.
IHaveThePower 18
Remedial sex ed for everyone who went to public school: The ONLY reason to try to get pregnant is if you want to have a baby FOR THE BABY. If you want a cute adorable funny thing, get a puppy\kitten. If you want to patch up your relationship, get a therapist. BABIES ARE PEOPLE AND YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO THEM WHEN THEY ARE BORN. Do NOT get pregnant unless that is what you want. It will never, ever end well.
Haldu 50
I agree, your life sucks. However, you also deserved it, because you couldn't have elaborate a more stupid plan.
mike3775 39
Wow, unfortunately I can’t say what I really want to as I would probably get banned, so I’ll keep it G rated..YDI
Justkidding100 41
just get an abortion and an education dumbass
RichardPencil 32
Strategic thinking is not really your strong suit, is it? You becoming fat and hormonal was supposed to attract your boyfriend away from a hot *****? How was that supposed to work? If you were smart, you'd poke holes in the condoms he uses with her. That way, she'll get fat and hormonal and you'll be his #1 ***** again!
Brightside86 31
That's twisted...but would it work...
Jessica Carey 11
oh that poor kid. This is a **** their life and you deserve absolutely no sympathy
Hangryko 32
You *deliberately* put yourself into this situation ... for a cheater, no less ... I have no words.
Nazmazh 18
I mean, that was a terrible plan - Even if it worked, you'd be stuck with an asshole who didn't care enough about you to not cheat on you in the first place. And, like, c'mon. You deserve better than that. *EVERYONE* deserves better than that.
D J's MOM 17
you are absolutely as stupid as the woman who brought her kids on a first date. you said boyfriend not husband, he's Cheating on you! why on earth would he stick around for a kid he didn't want when he doesn't care enough about you to begin with?