Worst plan ever

By UGHWHaY - 08/08/2023 00:02

Today, I managed to get pregnant on purpose, in hopes to get my cheating boyfriend to stop seeing his side piece. Turns out he’s "not ready to be a dad" and prefers the homewrecking skank and left. Now I’m stuck with rent I can’t afford by myself, and a baby I don’t even want anymore. FML
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MidnaLink 33

You basically got pregnant for revenge, and you want SYMPATHY? **** off. I really want to hope your kid hates you when they grow up, wheter you give them up or not.

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IHaveThePower 16

Remedial sex ed for everyone who went to public school: The ONLY reason to try to get pregnant is if you want to have a baby FOR THE BABY. If you want a cute adorable funny thing, get a puppy\kitten. If you want to patch up your relationship, get a therapist. BABIES ARE PEOPLE AND YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO THEM WHEN THEY ARE BORN. Do NOT get pregnant unless that is what you want. It will never, ever end well.

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MidnaLink 33

You basically got pregnant for revenge, and you want SYMPATHY? **** off. I really want to hope your kid hates you when they grow up, wheter you give them up or not.

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IHaveThePower 16

Remedial sex ed for everyone who went to public school: The ONLY reason to try to get pregnant is if you want to have a baby FOR THE BABY. If you want a cute adorable funny thing, get a puppy\kitten. If you want to patch up your relationship, get a therapist. BABIES ARE PEOPLE AND YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO THEM WHEN THEY ARE BORN. Do NOT get pregnant unless that is what you want. It will never, ever end well.

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Haldu 46

I agree, your life sucks. However, you also deserved it, because you couldn't have elaborate a more stupid plan.

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mike3775 35

Wow, unfortunately I can’t say what I really want to as I would probably get banned, so I’ll keep it G rated..YDI

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Justkidding100 41

just get an abortion and an education dumbass

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RichardPencil 30

Strategic thinking is not really your strong suit, is it? You becoming fat and hormonal was supposed to attract your boyfriend away from a hot *****? How was that supposed to work? If you were smart, you'd poke holes in the condoms he uses with her. That way, she'll get fat and hormonal and you'll be his #1 ***** again!

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Jessica Carey 11

oh that poor kid. This is a **** their life and you deserve absolutely no sympathy

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Hangryko 29

You *deliberately* put yourself into this situation ... for a cheater, no less ... I have no words.

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Nazmazh 18

I mean, that was a terrible plan - Even if it worked, you'd be stuck with an asshole who didn't care enough about you to not cheat on you in the first place. And, like, c'mon. You deserve better than that. *EVERYONE* deserves better than that.

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D J's MOM 17

you are absolutely as stupid as the woman who brought her kids on a first date. you said boyfriend not husband, he's Cheating on you! why on earth would he stick around for a kid he didn't want when he doesn't care enough about you to begin with?

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