Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
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Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, it was my Sweet 16. My cousin threw a tantrum in the middle of it. She popped balloons, threw chairs around, and threw my gifts off the balcony. Reason being, she turned 16 last year and didn’t get a party. She perhaps forgot that last year we were in a pandemic. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML
Today, it's my birthday. Today is also the day my grandma died, six years ago. Since then, I get to sit through any sort of attempted celebration while my mom sobs and drinks herself into a stupor in the background. FML
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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ticknaft 0
I can be your friend OP. :)
itsbriiibaby 0
well happy birthday...belated. at least you got to spend it with family & again on the brightside, you're not grandma old yet... but you're not 'crapping in your pants' young anymore either. something to be happy about? i do believe so. enjoy all your birthdays while you're still out of diapers. :]
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RVCA_fml 0
family is everthing. at 16 , you may not realize it yet. but one day u will. happy birthday. blood is thicker than water
cutieXOXO 0
omg its my 16th birthday 2day 2 :) OP happy birthday
skyeyez9 25
Growing up, my b day was always immediate family. I never had a party but I was and still am a shy, introverted person, so a b day party would have just made me retreat into my room.
sweetartlp 0
my 16th sucked too. I got a snow globe no cake and no party.
lawlatyourfml 0
16th birthdays usually end up sucking. i got stabbed in the back for mine. YAY!
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Well hey if you gotta do that than try not to complain... Hey atleast WE ARE VIRGOS!!! My Bday is next Wednesday OP and I gauruntee you it's definately not going to be the best in the world... ND Happy Birthday Anyway...
cole86 0
that sounds pretty crazy op
dynky 3
so? i spent my 21st birthday in the library studying for exams.
Kyousho 0
i spent my 18 sleeping outside, alone, get over it and stop being picky
guitardedman 0
i didn't know i was 16 until the day after. and never cared. cry a ******* river, you're 16, you're not as important as you seem to think.