Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
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Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, it was my Sweet 16. My cousin threw a tantrum in the middle of it. She popped balloons, threw chairs around, and threw my gifts off the balcony. Reason being, she turned 16 last year and didn’t get a party. She perhaps forgot that last year we were in a pandemic. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML
Today, it's my birthday. Today is also the day my grandma died, six years ago. Since then, I get to sit through any sort of attempted celebration while my mom sobs and drinks herself into a stupor in the background. FML
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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ticknaft 0
I can be your friend OP. :)
itsbriiibaby 0
well happy birthday...belated. at least you got to spend it with family & again on the brightside, you're not grandma old yet... but you're not 'crapping in your pants' young anymore either. something to be happy about? i do believe so. enjoy all your birthdays while you're still out of diapers. :]
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Comments (132)
darebear331 4
sounds like the movie 16 candles lol
Tyger44 1
Be glad u had someone.i havent had a nybody for the last 8years on my bdays.
Ketchup_Castle 30
Wow. And I thought I was unpopular. I at least have one friend. It sounds like you don't have any.
boycrazy30007 12
Both my parents forgot my 16th birthday and I spent the day driving my uncle over four hours total to his therapist and listening to Jihim bitch about his ex wife. At least ur grandma remembered and cared
Olmackie 2
Wow that sucks sorry:(
fml_mu 10
It's not that bad. It's better than getting wasted drunk and waking up the next day not remembering what happened or what was done to you. And at least you do have a grand parent who cares about you. Respect them and appreciate every moment with them, you might get to learn a lot from them :)
sueki 5
awe im so sorry... -hugs-
igary 5
If you invited people then fyl, but if you didn't then you shouldn't really be sad.
denaeb123 24
my 16th birthday consisted of me babysitting my siblings and waiting for the cable guy and the water heater guy.
Jewely313 2
My sixteenth birthday attendants were made up of my mom, my brother, my aunt and uncle who I'd met that summer and some guy my step-dad brought home from work..