Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
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Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, it was my Sweet 16. My cousin threw a tantrum in the middle of it. She popped balloons, threw chairs around, and threw my gifts off the balcony. Reason being, she turned 16 last year and didn’t get a party. She perhaps forgot that last year we were in a pandemic. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML
Today, it's my birthday. Today is also the day my grandma died, six years ago. Since then, I get to sit through any sort of attempted celebration while my mom sobs and drinks herself into a stupor in the background. FML
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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ticknaft 0
I can be your friend OP. :)
itsbriiibaby 0
well happy birthday...belated. at least you got to spend it with family & again on the brightside, you're not grandma old yet... but you're not 'crapping in your pants' young anymore either. something to be happy about? i do believe so. enjoy all your birthdays while you're still out of diapers. :]
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Comments (132)
tiffyxmac 0
atleast they cared enough to do anything for you. my 18th bday was yesterday and I didn't do anything so be grateful
keepsmiling1996 5
did they throw out your birthday cake for being 2 fat too?
korpse 6
Oh, so you say there is some other way to spend birthdays than with your family when you're still a minor? Thank God I didn't know that and I just had a wonderful time - ignorance is bliss...
cappychu 0
my only b-day party was when i was eleven it was a small party in my basement, every b-day after that has been me being stuck in the house babysitting:(
yaysmile 0
what, are we all telling bad birthday experiences? well, in that case..my turn! :) i got grounded and almost dumped on my birthday because of my aunt.
sculp91 0
awe :(
nismo_r2 5
Happy Birthday! wish I were there I'd surprised u with a cake !
noonereally 6
You had guests?! Can't say the same for me :D
TayLovesMattx3 0
awwwww :( i woulda come! :D
JayD17 0
TicTac get back inside my head! My mom says I'm not supposed to let my mind wander all alone anymore.