Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
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Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, it was my Sweet 16. My cousin threw a tantrum in the middle of it. She popped balloons, threw chairs around, and threw my gifts off the balcony. Reason being, she turned 16 last year and didn’t get a party. She perhaps forgot that last year we were in a pandemic. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML
Today, it's my birthday. Today is also the day my grandma died, six years ago. Since then, I get to sit through any sort of attempted celebration while my mom sobs and drinks herself into a stupor in the background. FML
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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ticknaft 0
I can be your friend OP. :)
itsbriiibaby 0
well happy birthday...belated. at least you got to spend it with family & again on the brightside, you're not grandma old yet... but you're not 'crapping in your pants' young anymore either. something to be happy about? i do believe so. enjoy all your birthdays while you're still out of diapers. :]
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Comments (132)
Jimboom 12
So what? Who cares. Just because all those spoiled kids on MTV make a big thing of sweet 16's doesn't mean shit. It's not like your 18 or anything, you can't drink, drive or anything. So who cares really? Well... obviously nobody does care since you spent it practically alone. :-P
Senseless_487 29
Uh, last I checked, 16 is the legal driving age.
Intoxicunt 6
Yeah, 16 is driving age. And 21 is drinking age, so it was stupid to mention that also. 16 is a milestone for a lot of people, because it's when you can drive, which means a lot of independence without quite being an adult yet.
Jimboom 12
Ok, never mind the driving thing. In UK it means you can only have a provisional license. Which still means you have to drive with someone who has a full license in the car with you. Oh and #42 I never said 18 was legal age to drink (even though it is in a lot of places), I said it wasn't like they were 18... and then quoted a few things they couldn't do. I wasn't saying you have to be 18 to do those things
bluefairy_fml 24
16 is the legal driving age only in the US. But for the several billion people who don't live in the US, the legal driving age is 18 ;)
Senseless_487 29
OP lives in the U.S., though, so it IS a milestone for them.
dynky 3
i wish i could spend my birthday with my grandma.
Matt_192 6
Same here... she passed away. Besides, I didn't get to celebrate my 16th or 18th birthdays at all, so you're not alone
roxyluv 0
awwwwww there there if I come do I get cake? and the presents? jk TEEHEE happy sweet 16 love ;)
LTHoratioCaine 4
Consisted of... Who's the rest? Backgammon... Must... Have been fun.
bobert258 0
that sucks, but happy birthday :)
peepss 0
that rly sucks, ur sweet sixteen ));
gumzy 6
ur pretty ! u remind me of Megan fox lool :P
cole86 0
that sounds like a pretty crazy party to me
TNB_xACiDiC 0
awww man thats just sad... FYL up the ass with no lube!
buckie123 3
Happy B-Day OP.
Pooper_T_fml 0
These comments are all too un fmylife.com like. Get ****** op.