Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
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Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, it was my Sweet 16. My cousin threw a tantrum in the middle of it. She popped balloons, threw chairs around, and threw my gifts off the balcony. Reason being, she turned 16 last year and didn’t get a party. She perhaps forgot that last year we were in a pandemic. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML
Today, it's my birthday. Today is also the day my grandma died, six years ago. Since then, I get to sit through any sort of attempted celebration while my mom sobs and drinks herself into a stupor in the background. FML
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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ticknaft 0
I can be your friend OP. :)
itsbriiibaby 0
well happy birthday...belated. at least you got to spend it with family & again on the brightside, you're not grandma old yet... but you're not 'crapping in your pants' young anymore either. something to be happy about? i do believe so. enjoy all your birthdays while you're still out of diapers. :]
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Comments (132)
FYL4good 0
hey op, yea same I turned 16 two weeks ago and 4 my b'day dinner I had invited 4 friends none of then showed up of seperate reasons..
lediskobitch 1
Birthdays are overrated. It's just another day in life that happens to remind you that you're getting older which will eventually lead to you lying in a grave somewhere.
habeeboburky94 0
Happy Birthday, OP :)
MzKajla 0
sorry to hear op did u invite anyone? happy sweet 16th though
machiko_fml 0
YDI for having no friends.
alexaluvee 0
awwwh I'm soooo sorry.! I know exactly how you feel... well sorta. on my 10th "birthday party" I was homeschooled so I didn't have any friends at all and I spent my whole birthday sitting in this stairway area (I live in a hotel) and I was all depressed and then my parents got me this cheap mp3 player that doesn't even work and that was my only bday present.. so actually it could be A LOT worse
mollieOdare 0
And how old are you now? Eleven?
triggerit 5
Happy birthday to you... I wish I could spent my birthday alone hunting in the mounts...
kimbaheartsyou 0
Does your nanna take off her wig when she's drunk?
Chibbbles 0
awwww man. that sucks major sack OP... HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY :D
notnicek 0
everyone has a clunker one time or another.