Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML
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Equinox987 0
Oh my gawd, what is wrong with you!
The_Batman 0
batman does not approve of peeing in litter boxes.
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Comments (201)
flyboy57 0
ydi. you're a real class act. do you also shit on the sidewalk and have someone else scoop it up in a plastic bag?
unfortunate_13 5
if this isn't fake, then I lost a little of my believe in humanity
timtam24 0
*belief
unfortunate_13 5
oops, english is not my native language, so sorry!
wrigglezeus 0
haha exacly like in scary movie 2
Pandasaur 0
Hah, #25 beat me to it. OP, that's... strange. Hilarious, but strange. I don't think "litter box" would be the first thing most people would think in that situation, but I guess I could be wrong.
bordemstirs 0
you realize you could have just not flushed the toilet? or gone outside. ******* idiot
my_fml_account 2
I love this FML, its hilarious on so many levels. You could've stopped after "So I peed in the cats litterbox". But you didnt! Not only does the story continue to include a cat bravely defending his place to pee, but the added humiliation of your boyfriend seeing you squatting over a litterbox while fending off his enraged cat is like the amazing cherry on the hilarious sunday of awesomeness that is this FML. Great FML, or GREATEST FML?
Wolfman9991 0
I literally just made a FML account to say that #28 (my_fml_account) is my hero
mopho 0
Don't you know you have to do it when ceiling cat isn't watching? :D
rsjones 0
#28, Not only was this FML perfectly executed with how she gave all the info, but your reply was one of the best post I have ever read on here (not including troll post). This FML belongs in the hall of fame and your comment does to, I couldnt have said it better my self.
acd23 0
#28, WIN! The FML site should give you an official position as FML judge! You should moderate the FMLs, you're amazing insight could be used to pick the perfect FMLs for the site! :D
jook_fml 0
I moderate FMLs. I'd have passed this one.
acd23 0
I do too when I have some time to kill, I find this one hilarious, so I would definitely have clicked Yes on this.
766746 0
go ask to use the neighbors toilet! thats really gross! if i was your boy friend i would call you a dirty bitch and tell you to leave!
callister 0
if i was her boyfriend i'd laugh my ass off
caancoha 0
@28: GREATEST FML! :D
slantyevil 0
Greatest for sure
hahasuckstobeyou 0
Legen----------(wait for it)---------------dary!!! HIMYM is the best show ever
ihatestupidppl 0
I agree wholeheartedly! HIMYM is *high pitched Barney voice* AWESOOOOME!
Jeherin 0
I was fine with this until I realised I was mistaken in my assumption that you were a man... hrm :/
IndigoFuckYou 9
sexist bitch.