Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML
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Top comments
Equinox987 0
Oh my gawd, what is wrong with you!
The_Batman 0
batman does not approve of peeing in litter boxes.
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Comments (201)
Lucky_strike_fml 0
omg :D:D
marlux 0
LOL u know something, u dont have to flush if its just pee
americayay 0
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bella_theresa 0
**** your life? **** HIS life? No. **** your boyfriend's cat's life.
xOblivion 0
okay what the hell, why didn't you just tell him : hey, I gotta pee ? and he'd just tell you to pee in some bushes somewhere or whatever.. use your head
GriefBacon 0
Enjoy the toxoplasmosis you are probably going to get from doing that. Don't you know that cat shit is filthy?
Amkii 0
The OP didn't rub her genitalia in the cat poop. She probably just leaned over the cat box and didn't get too near the cat's waste.
FuggMeSideWayz 0
Wow Well, obviously when the plumbings busted any NORMAl person would just take a piss in the litter box It's called holding it in seriously though the litter box?
Amkii 0
This is seriously ******* awesome. Sorry about your scratched-up ass, though.
Someday_fml 0
OMG the mental image you have given my has FML
Amkii 0
Chicks don't have to wipe if they're just peeing. However, they usually do, just because it dries things up a bit nicer down there. ;)