Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML
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Equinox987 0
Oh my gawd, what is wrong with you!
The_Batman 0
batman does not approve of peeing in litter boxes.
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_Oh_My_God_ 0
WHAT THE HELL ! HAHAHAHA ! Why didn't you go next door to use their bathroom or why couldn't you just hold it ! Seriously.. A litter box.. my god.
_Oh_My_God_ 0
WHAT THE HELL ! HAHAHAHA ! Why didn't you go next door to use their bathroom or why couldn't you just hold it ! Seriously.. A litter box.. my god.
carb_lover 0
oh thats baddd hahah
desertrain 0
Do you know what pregnant ladies are advised against cleaning up cat litter? that's because the litter holds little bacterias and microorganisms that are harmful when they enters your ******. yet you were bold enough squat over the cat's poop box and take a piss. For that, I want to congratulate you. Nice balls.
eeee93757 0
To me, it is just stunning that so many pet owners are completely ignorant to the ways of the animals they own. Since you probably didn't know, cats and dogs are pretty territorial animals. The litter box is where the animal goes to the bathroom, not where you go to the bathroom. It doesn't know that you can't use your toilet (not that it even knows what a toilet is or what you do with it), and when you go to squat over it's litter box you've entered its territory, and peeing on it in the animal world means you're marking it as your territory. The cat was defending its territory, and you're just a complete idiot. Congrats.
Kuroftw 0
Indeed. It was probably a male cat.
curryndricegirll 0
oh my god! thank god there's someone on here with a brain!
ronws23 0
no offense, but thats probably the stupidest thing i have ever heard
miyon_fml 0
Ha, that was just what I was thinking
Illumi113 0
Have you no self-respect?! If you have to pee and the toilet isn't working, ask if you can use a neighbor's, don't pee in a litter box like an animal!
libbyluv33 0
Okay, you are messed up peeing in a cat's litter box, but SO FUNNY!!!
libbyluv33 0
And wouldn't this be more of an FML for your boyfriend? "Went in the room to see my cat attacking my girlfriend while she was peeing in its litter box. FML."
rach_magoo 0
Are you Cerebral Palsy?