Today, after 10-plus years of marriage, my husband still gets off after 5 minutes. I find myself just wanting to just go down on him, instead of being unsatisfied right when I start to get into it myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, and every day for the past five months since I got married, whenever my husband and I try to have sex, I think of it as "wifely duties" and it turns me off so much. I can't stop, and we haven't had sex once. My husband is frustrated and angry, and keeps commenting that he should have known this would happen. FML
Today, my husband and I were home alone and we wanted to do the nasty multiple times before our kids got back from school. He lasted less than two minutes, then fell asleep. It's been 6 weeks since my last orgasm. FML
Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, after seven years of marriage to a guy almost four years younger then me, he looks and acts like an old fart. He would rather watch TV than have intimacy with me. He can't even last longer than two minutes when we have sex, which ends up always leaving me frustrated and unsatisfied. FML
Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, after an argument, my husband bet he could go longer without sex than me, since he’s used to me turning him down for weeks at a time, it’s now been a month, and all I want to do is rub against him like a cat, while he’s walking around completely unbothered. He even ignores me when I’m naked. FML
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alex_jaguara 33
Well he better go down on you because that doesn't sound fair.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Over ten years of marriage, and you're still willing to go down on a man who, by the sounds of it, doesn't care if you have an ******? All his other qualities must be amazing if you're willing to overlook his selfishness in the bedroom. If I'm interpreting your post correctly.
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alex_jaguara 33
Well he better go down on you because that doesn't sound fair.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Over ten years of marriage, and you're still willing to go down on a man who, by the sounds of it, doesn't care if you have an ******? All his other qualities must be amazing if you're willing to overlook his selfishness in the bedroom. If I'm interpreting your post correctly.
Ainarr 29
are you saying they should get divorced because of this
Inkoseh 33
I'm actually thinking, after 10 years of marriage OP only thought of RIGHT NOW to maybe talk about this and help him get off with foreplay+oral the first time so he can maybe last longer during the actual act of intercourse? Communicate your wants and needs, address it when it starts happening not 9 years and 51 weeks in! This is assuming the husband has a problem and doesn't know how to deal with it or doesn't know what else to do. If he's content and you've said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about your problem with it, why would he change?
BurnInDemonFire 39
No, I'm saying if OP has spent ten years with her husband, and hasn't felt sexually fulfilled in all that time, he must be really good in all other aspects of their marriage for OP to stick around. A lack of sex is as much of a relationship killer as bad communication, and one or both of these things is usually buried by divorce lawyers, then renamed "irreconcilable differences", to prevent external parties from knowing outright why a couple divorced.
cacheson 42
There are other ways he can help you out even if he finishes too soon. My husband uses hitachi and toys.
geerod 16
Five minutes isn’t bad some only last a minute or two. lol He’s selfish and always will be. Look into getting a Satisfyer they even have them on Amazon
GamerChickxoxo 16
get a strapon, when he goes limp pull it out and tell him to get the job done hes not done yet. he kinda sounds like a selfish prick. just to be clear, he gets to wear the strapon
julfunky 29
Not sure why this is downvoted. Pretty much said what everyone else said, just with a little more detail.
1known 34
Why him?
TexasKitten79 6
Play with toys together as foreplay.
Jones Antonio 6
you guys should try foreplay before hand and he could always return the favor so you can get off too
Brightside86 31
You must be very talented at sex to have your partner get their in 5 minutes, so good on you. Thoughts: 1) Have him wear a condom they do an amazing job reducing sensation . 2) A friend who had this problem found that if she gave a ******* first the 2nd follow up erection would last much longer.
demix_fml 32
Tell him he doesn’t get to cum until you do, make him work for that five minutes.
Johnny5 16
Look it up on google if you don’t believe but 5 minutes of actually doing the deed is pretty normal. Sounds like the real problem is a lack of foreplay, P in the V is not all there is to sex.