Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML
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Equinox987 0
Oh my gawd, what is wrong with you!
The_Batman 0
batman does not approve of peeing in litter boxes.
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Comments (201)
MoonTiger 4
good lord, never, I repeat, NEVER use a cat's litterbox, or this will happen to you, and you deserve it!
BikerMike 0
pussy fight
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I think that's one of the best FMLs EVER. *ROTFL*
Wolfman9991 0
"my_fml_account" is my hero. I chuckled at the actual fml but laughee out loud at your comment.
Forever2204 0
um....weird??? YDI
JanisEvans 10
You are stupid, weird and creepy... I hope kitty hurt you badly! And I hope he dumped you.
sexymessy 0
Wow...well this is hilarious! But next time ,just so you know, if the plumbing was going to be done that day you could have used the toilet and not flushed!Lol it's been said before but I have to say it one more time...pussy fight!
AloysiusWeasley 15
YDI, and I hope that poor cat clawed off your clit. Do you really think it deserved having its' version of a toilet filled up with your ***** ass? Did you even scoop it out when you were done? OP has my vote for biggest retard of the week, and that is taking into account the regular trolls on Gaia.
danc501 1
My friend actually pooped in his girlfriend's cat's litter box... to see what the litter would do... lol... priceless....
Kiwi_Splash 0
That gave me a sick feeling down in my gut. Ew, seriously. YDI