Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML
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Equinox987 0
Oh my gawd, what is wrong with you!
The_Batman 0
batman does not approve of peeing in litter boxes.
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Comments (201)
24Crayons 0
hahahahaha i think i just peed my pants a little
jook_fml 0
I think I just peed my catbox a little.
jeniilouise 0
hahahaha! but also OP...why?! just use someone elses or the great outdoors.
livvy09 0
ahahahaha!! ahhh, so funny. The world needs more people like you!
dude_stfu 0
lol thats so funny
echarperouge 0
The hell is wrong with you? **** his life!
wellinever 5
On the contrary. You probably made his life. He now has a whole new fetish he can't get out of his head.
what_thefk 0
amazing
pinkuggs4ever 0
I can tell that you are one classy girl.
crazieeli 0
why was the cat in the restroom when you did that? uhh privacy anyone? especially if your boyfriend can see the whole thing?
fretforyerlatte 0
she was probably in the kitchen or something. lol.
blondiepants_ 0
Noone in their right minds who owns a cat would put the litter box in the kitchen. That would be so unsanitary, and if the OPs boyfriend did, well the OP's an idiot for dating him. Cat litter gets EVERYWHERE, regardless of how often you clean. The absolute last place you want a litter box is where your food is. Trust me, I have two cats, and I had two others.
ghostgirll 0
that's true, i didn't even think about that. you'd think that if you're gonna do something as weird as peeing in a litterbox, you'd at least lock the door.
DameGreyWulf 1
Our litterbox was in the kitchen, but that was one cat, and it was kind of in the "closet" anyway. Our neighbours have several cats and theirs is in the kitchen.... it is not pleasant. But we wouldn't put it in the bathroom either. That's where people pee. We have a litterbox here in the garage, closed off from view, perfectly private for the cats (like they care lol... but we don't want to see it, that's for sure).
caancoha 0
No, really. What's wrong with peeing in the litterbox? It's what it's meant for- bodily fluids and exrement. Is it really that big of a deal? She obviously had to go pretty bad, and had no time to ask a neighbor. Better in the litterbox than on the floor or in the sink.
americayay 0
that is what a litterbox is for: bodily fluids and excrement from a CAT. by your logic, she could've shit in the litterbox too. it's disgusting because she's just leaving her waste in random places like an animal expecting humans to clean it up. she probably could've just gone in the toilet and not flushed, which would have been far less gross. it doesn't say his toilet was missing or anything.
curryndricegirll 0
because the cat pees to mark it's territory, not because it "has to go"
smart16314 0
do you think cats never have to pee? why is everyone so stupid?
allmidnighteyes 11
lolololol, his pussy attacked your pussy
matthewscott661 0
rofl. i was thinking the same thing.
Night22_fml 4
Are you thinking of doing #2 also?