Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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airforce987 20
I guess you made a good FIRST impression!
DGross 8
Now that's just awkward... next time "loo"k before you leak... Imagine if he got a boner... FYL indeed
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Comments (90)
ElMetalero 0
congratulations you are now officially part of the family lol
nottoocool 0
lawl at 11
cdman69 0
mice way to get to know his dad
CallMeHush 1
Naked in the bath eh? What a great idea!
dr_random 11
Awkward... Though it must have been a massive bathroom if neither of them noticed each other until peeing had commenced.
katmandont 0
What is this, Alice in wonderland? How did the door turn into a jar? (ducks to avoid flying tomatoes)
Mauskau 36
rofl
jessi_ld 2
@ 23 catman ajar means open! duhhh I knee that and I'm a friggin blonde chick
nomnommonster 0
Haha way to stereotype yourself.
blitzen123 0
What is wrong with being blonde? : (
WhatANoob 0
ROFL at 49. You are a blonde you put knee and you didn't understand it was a joke. Next time knock bedew you enter the kitchen, 49!
katmandont 0
@49 I know what ajar means. Sorry you missed the humor
kylehogg 0
@54 nothings wrong with being blonde it just means ur dumb but hot
blitzen123 0
I'm not dumb. Though I do have a lot of blonde moments. >.>
SirWhatsHisFace 0
Of all the ways to try and have sex with your boyfriends dad, you do that?
Cup0 0
Wait. How can a door be a jar?
peace7love2FML 0
ajar means open
nazooer 11
Thank you, captain obvious.
nomnommonster 0
Captain Planet, he's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero. :D
coolsteve 0
Hot.
ninba20 0
ydi for not knocking