Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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airforce987 20
I guess you made a good FIRST impression!
DGross 8
Now that's just awkward... next time "loo"k before you leak... Imagine if he got a boner... FYL indeed
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Comments (90)
sarebear123 0
would someone get me a damn cookie?
TruLife16 0
its called a shower curtain guys thats why she couldnt see him...
blastvortex 4
Were you blinded to reality by the fact that you needed to pee or could you really have gone without noticing him at all in that amount of time? Then again, I'd like to understand how your boyfriend's father is unable to shut the blasted door, or, for that matter, why the hell he was taking a bath. In lieu of that, I'll leave you with the following lines. [Doc] Careful, Sprocket. These [guys] may be from some foreign planet. [Mrs. Bear] Actually, they're from television. I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends. [Dr. Teeth] Yeah, and we're proud of it too! [Sam the Eagle] Why am I here...?
Jlevrt 0
i wonder why his dad didnt say anything when you walked in... hmmmm...
0mfgz 0
I hope for the sanity of your eyes that he doesn't look like my dad. My father is 300 pounds and hairy as ****.
kaitlinQ 0
ya I agree with #104
CoolChik 5
YOU: Err.... HIM: Uh... YOU: Um, sorry, didn't know you were in here. *peeing* HIM: Yeah...awkward *covers himself with bubbles* YOU: *pulls pants up* Well, as charming as this was... HIM: Yeah, but seeing as how you're already in here...wash my back? *points to back covered with hair and pimples* YOU: *Relunctantly picks up dirty sponge* Ew... *scrunches nose* HIM: Aahhhhh, that feels so nice. YOU *gag* *Boyfriend Enters* BOYFRIEND: Um...what the ****? ***Awkward***
Paopu 0
My question is... why would he bathing without completely shutting the door? His son's GIRLFRIEND was visiting. That's pretty perverted if you ask me.
Swoosh1 0
hahahahaha i can so see that all happening... although i also see why ppl wonder why the guy was quiet
sdfan1995 0
that's supa hot sexy