Hopefully he didn't get angry that you were inside his house.

I think he'd be more angry over the fact that OP saw his junk.. Unless he swings the other way. Anyways OP's life sucks. There's nothing more awkward than seeing your girlfriend's dad naked.

Hopefully they laugh about it now, or in a few years to make it more believable.. Most people I know just text when they're outside, OP.

Well if he is he'll get angrier when he finds op inside his daughter, if you know what I mean..

FML Team, I just wanted to let you know that there should be an apostrophe in "can't."

I'm imagining the dad walking out like a boss, staring down the OP. It takes a lot of swagger to stare somebody down while you're naked.

Did you shake his... Hand?

Sounds like you know this feeling well.. Lol

19- is there another way to take that?

Yes, OP's girlfriend and her father could be cannibals and the dad would get mad when he found that she had killed and eaten him by herself leaving nothing for him to eat, hence he would be angry that OP was inside his daughter...

Yeah did you still get to see your girlfriend?

Is that a hand print on your face? Please explain.

Yes. If by girlfriend, you mean girlfriend's dad's penis,

#33 that's what it looks like to me too. Perhaps she's works for the white wizard Sauraman.

Whatever it is she is still quite attractive.

Never in the same way, I'm sure.

75- You're very right. She is.

"So how's your day today" - OP's dad.

OP's BF "well it just got a whole lot worse, you?"
OP's Dad "its alright, just hangin out.."

/ "what the fuck are you doing wandering around my house?"

It wasn't OP's dad.

I was gonna say "It's not gay unless you look into his eyes" but oh well.

It's better than staring at his junk...

#4, Y'know, you DID say it.

Did you suck it?

Nope, he didn't.

5- suck what? The door? The cat? The dad's pride? Please specify...

Was this the scenario you thought occurred? "Oh... Its her dad.. This is awkward and disgusting, better suck his dick"

Only Perdix has the reputation for pulling off these comments. You fail!

i don't know about the FML, but someone is doing some sucking on perdix's dick.

Because OP dropping to his knees to suck the dads dick will make it less awkward. Riiiight...

Why would you ask that?? Do you have some weird fantasy fetish thing that you need to talk to a therapist about??

Just pretend to be sleep walking and let yourself out.

How do you sleep walk all the way to someone else's house?

Now that's an intense staring contest

Scared for life

Scarred*

*sigh* sorry

The dads intention might be for OP to be both scared and scarred.

That would have been a way out :D

Locking eyes is probably the least of your worries. I'll bet it's that glimpse that you caught of his raging hard-on that looks like beef jerky standing proud over a wrinkly, drooping ball sac that's causing the mental trauma. Am I right?

Why?!? Why so much detail?!?!

I think your vivid description just gave me mental trauma.

Seriously, man? Two mornings in a row, Perdix... If my Hubby doesn't strangle me for waking him up AGAIN, he's gonna at least lock up the iPad so I can't read FML in the early morning hours. I can't even show him the comment you made to help justify it because he'd probably try to just break my poor iPad instead.

#47, OK, I'll be the "bad cop" again. Just give me a heads-up if Mr. Grumpy-pants gases up the truck, throws in a bunch of guns and goes to hunt down the guy who keeps waking him up.

I find it funny how you know what old man junk looks like well enough to describe it in such detail.

Her father must have looked pretty impressive if you can't get his image out of your head.