By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood
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Locking eyes is probably the least of your worries. I'll bet it's that glimpse that you caught of his raging hard-on that looks like beef jerky standing proud over a wrinkly, drooping ball sac that's causing the mental trauma. Am I right?
Seriously, man? Two mornings in a row, Perdix... If my Hubby doesn't strangle me for waking him up AGAIN, he's gonna at least lock up the iPad so I can't read FML in the early morning hours. I can't even show him the comment you made to help justify it because he'd probably try to just break my poor iPad instead.