Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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dracer 0
The little joys are the best?
kmander93 0
you're ridiculous, though I would do the same
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Comments (159)
hi5534 3
LOL!!!!!! wow, i honestly can't tell you any more times that this post sounds like FAIL!!
xmelissa4802x 0
uhm, we have ice age toys now (the wolly mammouth to be specific).... i work at mcdonalds, we had a vehicle rescue out front.... that coinsidently wasnt you was it?!
ziqi92 0
haha! i would do the same! lol
zzyxer 0
its okay i would do the same. but i honestly do check the food before i leave, though.
MandM44 0
WHAT. First of all, that movie BLEW. Second...dude...it's a 15 cent piece of plastic...you've got to be kidding me. YDI
seanw265 0
I'm distantly related to Ben Stiller.
lakeylove 0
Hey omg I said I yelled omg cool when I head the comment with the thumbs up emoticon that's ONLY visible if you have iPhone or itouch!!! See here are some cool emotes! They only show as a on the computer or a normal phone
failzisawesome 0
You are REALLY annoying.
Novus_fml 0
You actually bought that app?
Nightfallz 0
DIIIR
Carnivaldead 0
Wow dude just wow.
peepo 0
You just got owned by a pole and a McDonalds Happy Meal Toy. That's funny. LOL