Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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dracer 0
The little joys are the best?
kmander93 0
you're ridiculous, though I would do the same
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shighappens 0
I agree not so young at all... Funny though. Although I woundnt have crashed though...
thatwasfun 0
hmm, ur from BC, were u high when u got the toy?
thuryn 2
This one pretty much says it all. Being excited is fine, but KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD! When you drive, don't do other stuff. Just drive. Get off the phone, quit fiddling with your iPod, and check the food before you leave the parking lot. In fact, do ALL of those things in the parking lot, THEN drive. That way you won't run over poles, motorcyclists, debris in the road, and other things that make you a crappy driver. It's cool that you still get a kick out of the toys, though. ^_^ You're never too old to have fun. And considering what some other people think is fun, I'm glad you like Happy Meal toys. ;)
inarticulate 0
I laughed so loud, it's a wonder my dad didn't say anything. I would probably do the same thing. ..maybe.
DangerousBabee 0
Can't blame you..those toys are actually kinda fun if you ask me.. :/
fmyoptical 0
what the fu*k!??!?!?!??!?!
candii_fml 0
hahahahahahahaaa..... well heyy we all get excited over mcdonaldss toyss :)
rixtonn 0
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA cause we get excited over things like that
BreezyPear 0
Haha, #1 FML of the day! Lol I like BK better but night at the museum was an amazing movie! :D
paleknight47 0
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