Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
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Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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dracer 0
The little joys are the best?
kmander93 0
you're ridiculous, though I would do the same
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Comments (159)
pempem 0
that was funny but cute
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Don't go to mcdonalds: the food'll kill you and toys'll kill your car.
Sappheyes 0
The pole could have just as easily been a person walking across the parking lot.
Darling_Darkling 0
so you should get excited about little kids toys! they rock :D!
askbobby96 0
YDI for going to McDonalds. And for being an irresponsible driver.
VivaLaDiva 0
you should not be allowed in public unsupervised. i would be too embarrassed to even post something like that. FYL
pleasetryagain 0
YDI for not watching the road. Why were you looking at your bag of food while driving anyway??
InspiredByGaGa 8
YDI not only for eating at McDonalds, but for being a general loser.
drfail 0
I hit a pole in a coffe shop parking lot. Huge empty lot, two poles. Dont feel too bad, but then again I was 16.
ghostgirll 0
that's beautiful :)