Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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Top comments
dracer 0
The little joys are the best?
kmander93 0
you're ridiculous, though I would do the same
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petite_poptart 0
First one that has made me laugh in a while c: But yeah FYL
WolfgangDS 0
Doesn't matter what anyone else says, you are awesome for still getting excited about a toy.
seb12992 0
I agree with #62 :D YDI though, make sure you always pay attention.
LAUREN1606 0
hahahah. :D
AnotherStranger2 0
...Y-You complete dumb-dumb... Was it Einstein, at least?! 8'D Ah, the little joys. FYL for crashing, YDI for not just saving the cheering later. Don't eat and drive. It kills. XD
BrandNewKadillak 0
I hope it was the Easter Island head, in which case I could completely understand.
memyselfand 0
Um it's a happy meal I would do the same thing but not that drastic I just do something I mean a happy meal toy those things r awesome
ledzeplover 0
haha i can just imagine the joy on your face.. then the shock.. then the anger. this made me laugh, even though YDI. but i completely understand. after all its the little things in life that matter most :) oh and hahah #66 i'm with ya :D
feldco1 17
lmfao!
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Ohkay. I can see getting a little excited (those movies are beast!) but seriously, you're more than old enough to be able to be a responsible driver! Dumbass. I hope the toy broke. Yeah, I went there xD YDI x12.