FML : Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as...

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Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By look before you speak / Sunday 9 February 2014 07:12 / United States

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By mea_iloveskiing | 26

#5852937 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:10

Now I wonder what her reaction was.

By killuhand | 12

#5852936 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:10

thats one way to do it i guess

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By killuhand | 12

#5852936 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:10

thats one way to do it i guess

warsun | 27

#5853775 - Monday 10 February 2014 10:09

Certainly........ Unique I must say

kangx1 | 28

#5853877 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:55

We need a follow up!!!

By mea_iloveskiing | 26

#5852937 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:10

Now I wonder what her reaction was.

FracturedMinds | 21

#5852949 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:14

Yeah, this one needs a follow up.

teotsi | 28

#5852997 - Sunday 9 February 2014 17:11

Could be she got it as a kind of flirting?

kenleybunch | 15

#5853019 - Sunday 9 February 2014 17:34

I personally would of found it to be kind of cute

supersaladtosser | 6

#5853155 - Sunday 9 February 2014 19:47

you're cute

buttcramp | 21

#5853189 - Sunday 9 February 2014 20:32

yeah! OP, if the girl likes you too, she probably thought it was cute!

Honema | 16

#5853227 - Sunday 9 February 2014 21:23

Why do people do this?
Stop it. It sounds very retarded to say of instead of have.
And it's not like two more letters are gonna kill you..

FracturedMinds | 21

#5853249 - Sunday 9 February 2014 21:55

64 I can also agree with.

ShadowSneaker360 | 16

#5853332 - Monday 10 February 2014 0:12

#64, *going to.

zinoxity | 23

#5853349 - Monday 10 February 2014 0:39

73 - The word, "gonna", is a grammatical contraction. Using, "of", instead of, "have", is a complete misuse and incorrect form of the word, "of". The word "of", does not mean the same as, "have".
Don't correct someone if you don't know the rules of grammar.

alcoholmage | 14

#5854420 - Tuesday 11 February 2014 1:36

#73 People say "would've" and assume it's written out as "would of", but technically "would have" IS the correct grammar.

mac8080 | 7

#5854566 - Tuesday 11 February 2014 5:45

You think grammar is a motherfucking game.

someguy314159265 | 15

#5855203 - Tuesday 11 February 2014 21:58

It is a game, and you lost.

I am one of the many people who agree that this needs a follow-up.

Vlen_fml | 20

#5860538 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:03

assuming it was respectably decent and not a plan to fake-save her life or anything.

By thief1434 | 23

#5852938 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:10

Hey-that's one way to let her know!

By kiraleann | 16

#5852939 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:11

So...did she say yes?

Enslaved | 36

#5853142 - Sunday 9 February 2014 19:35

And does she swallow? :P

DippinGrizzly907 | 27

#5853760 - Monday 10 February 2014 9:44

Nope, she doesn't...
xP

By Joshwarrior | 38

#5852940 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:11

So did it work :P

By skeptic54 | 8

#5852941 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:11

lol. this either worked out really well or really badly

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5852956 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:20

I mean, if I were the girl, I wouldn't be mad. It's sweet that he put the effort into it, although it sucks that it didn't go as planned.

Enslaved | 36

#5852963 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:29

Depends. As long as he wasn't like--
"Yo, yo, yo! Help me hook up with this ho!"
(I actually know a guy that talks like this. He's single)

Welshite | 39

#5852965 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:31

#21: He'd be awesome at Santa's Workshop.

perdix | 29

#5852971 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:43

#6, and where would a three-way rate on your scale?

Aligator67 | 12

#5853360 - Monday 10 February 2014 1:03

#21, Gee I wonder why :p

silentxninja | 13

#6265698 - Saturday 18 April 2015 1:58

This made me crack up haha. xD

By shaww | 28

#5852942 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:11

Sorry OP hope she says yes

sabiyah | 7

#5862403 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:49

Whats op mean?

By airhead2015 | 18

#5852943 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:11

Perfect timing.

By skyeyez9 | 24

#5852944 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:12

I am assuming she wasn't interested, otherwise this wouldn't have been an FML.
Better luck next time.

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5852954 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:19

No it's an fml because she overheard him

syki | 22

#5852972 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:43

Yeah, but if she overheard and said yes, it would probably be a My Life Is Awesome.

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5852994 - Sunday 9 February 2014 17:10

But we don't know that, cliffhangers!

scooterdude720 | 19

#5853085 - Sunday 9 February 2014 19:09

Well its kind of easier now that she already knows.

By tayza249 | 20

#5852945 - Sunday 9 February 2014 16:12

At least now she knows you like her? I hope the OP follows up on this, I'm curious as to how it turned out

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