By spaghett - United States - Brooklyn
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
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  WardenWolf  |  21

It can happen if you do a dive straight in. If it's not tight enough, it can strip it right off of you and the shock of the cold (if you're jumping in for the first time that day) can be distracting enough to not notice it.

  Joshawott  |  21

Sounds like you may have had some traumatic experiences #11...some that may have led you to say an expletive about your day? If only there was a site where you could share them... :P