By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
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joco4 27

How would you not know that you lost your bathing suit?

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Sir_Cow 17

I hope you have a shower and not a grower.

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Catdragon 40
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Well you don't hide things at least.

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Sir_Cow 17

I hope you have a shower and not a grower.

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Steephx0 23
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"I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!"

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Lizzy500 16

"It shrinks?" "Like a frightened turtle" "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

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joco4 27

How would you not know that you lost your bathing suit?

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DravensTheName 16
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Plot twist : he knows his bathing suit was off but just wanted to show the lifeguard what he's packing.

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WardenWolf 23
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It can happen if you do a dive straight in. If it's not tight enough, it can strip it right off of you and the shock of the cold (if you're jumping in for the first time that day) can be distracting enough to not notice it.

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ruudseriesx 25
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Pretend to drown and when she starts doing CPR, kiss her.

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Rabite 28
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As a lifeguard myself: Don't.

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Joshawott 21
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Sounds like you may have had some traumatic experiences #11...some that may have led you to say an expletive about your day? If only there was a site where you could share them... :P

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nortwdschick 24
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I believe #4 was just making a joke in reference to the fake drowning/kissing seen from the movie, "The Sandlot"...

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winchester97 20
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lol reminds me of the sandlot

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ahabsfan 14
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That's one way of showing her your shortcomings.

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Jonkbaby 22
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like whistle with a whistle? or whistled at you?

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domolovesyoshi 33
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Whistled with a whistle I'm guessing

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SlashingAverV2 20
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Lifeguards typically have whistles...

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gracehi 31
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Maybe she liked what she saw. ;)

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stryder9090 28
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Showing off huh?

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arano 29
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Hopefully the water wasn't too cold.

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MyssTryss 16
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For your sake OP, I hope she doesn't judge off of that, FYL.

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