Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, and for the past two months, I've been going to the bar with my friends quite regularly because I have a massive crush on the cute bartender. Being quite shy, I asked my friend if he could be my wingman so I could finally talk to her properly. He took her home. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
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mea_iloveskiing 26
Now I wonder what her reaction was.
killuhand 12
thats one way to do it i guess
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Comments (108)
worldclassrager 41
Well what did she say? Follow up is necessary here...
TogeBara 12
I would've said, "well since you now know, maybe I can get your number?" or something similar. And if he was a good wingman he would...well...wing it and help you get the girl.
it__happens 17
You should probably be a tad bit more observant during your master planning.
hazardmuffin 21
So...do you have a date? Did she say anything? Did you walk away, dooming any future friendship or relationship with that one, forever lingering moment?
Broscope 8
Brutal.
jacklyn13 5
Well what happened!????!
vlalam 24
People got to finish their story... What happened? Did she go out with you? I hope she said yes buddy!!!!
The_Hula_Monster 10
As long as your plan didn't contain any douchebaggery, I would hope she thought it was sweet.
acisking 1
Half of me wants to wish this turned out nice, but if you're posting about it on FML then....
Purpleblock98 1
Depending on what you said that could have been pretty effective at picking her up.