Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of heels to an interview. Halfway through, as they were showing me around the production floor, one of my heels snapped. I was forced to finish the interview wobbling on one heel like a drunk flamingo. I wasn’t offered the job, but they did say, “You have great balance.” FML
Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview, I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work that I'd bought yesterday. Around lunchtime, I finally realised that one shoe felt slightly tighter than the other. I took it off and found some paper stuffing still inside. I'd spent five hours walking around with it. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
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Top comments
reaza13 0
So? They probably didnt see it.
madasahatter 0
Hahaha priceless. Maybe they will just think it's your style and that you're really cool
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Comments (102)
chocoLIFE_fml 2
haha (^_^) sucks, I hope he have not notice :P
chtaimetoupie 0
Wow, not rly an FML, big whoop if u had 2 diff shoes, she prob didnt look there anyways!
blarney 0
socks I can understand... but shoes????
netbeui435 3
they saw
addictedtomusicc 0
haha, i love yew. ur like the one that says, "they ARE following you, and they ARE out to get you." or you're the interviewer :) either way. lol.
fancycake 0
You "really need" the job? You've only been laid off a month. Try six months. Or try never being able to get a job in the first place.
plethora 3
Wow. Someone's bitter.
fmelanieslife 0
I don't care if this shit is fake or not, that made me LOL.
pariah411 0
Maybe they satisfy a quota for hiring mentally disabled people. You might still have a shot. And btw, crossing your legs will not get you the job.
misterman2 3
That's not that bad... they'll think you're very poor, and desperately need the job. :p
thatonekid2010 0
Ydi for wearing shoes.
aquarius6 0
omg sounds like something I would do