Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of heels to an interview. Halfway through, as they were showing me around the production floor, one of my heels snapped. I was forced to finish the interview wobbling on one heel like a drunk flamingo. I wasn’t offered the job, but they did say, “You have great balance.” FML
Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview, I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work that I'd bought yesterday. Around lunchtime, I finally realised that one shoe felt slightly tighter than the other. I took it off and found some paper stuffing still inside. I'd spent five hours walking around with it. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
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reaza13 0
So? They probably didnt see it.
madasahatter 0
Hahaha priceless. Maybe they will just think it's your style and that you're really cool
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Comments (102)
Reena03 0
ROFL, that jokes, watch what your wearing before you go for your job interview
DearGravity 0
Ahaha. They didn't notice if they didn't bring it up in the interview, or stare at your feet. So you've probably got nothing to worry about.
FOBpeteyisgay 0
Did you not get the job? And if you only had 1 pair of each type of shoe: dress, sneakers, flip flop, and work like a normal person this could have been avoided.
aback 5
If you walk real fast, they probably won't notice.
p00p0ster0us 0
Aw damn, I hope the interviewer found it amusing if they noticed at all. I'm sure you didn't put on two different color shoes.
esklstar 0
flaunt it
cr3stf4ll3n 0
Oh, the sheer agony of shoes that don't match. She put on a tennis shoe with a sneaker, the sheer horror will end the world!
disgruntled_stdt 0
The man who taught the CEO of eBay negotiation skills once told me that the one body language signal with THE highest correlation with failed deals is...you guessed it, crossed legs. If memory serves, in the experiment they conducted not one of the subjects that crossed his/her legs got a deal.
missbubbly101 0
Haha!...I would have been really embarassed then laughed later on!
peatymasta 0
Like in the United airlines commercial! Haha. He ended up getting the job though. :D