Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
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Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of heels to an interview. Halfway through, as they were showing me around the production floor, one of my heels snapped. I was forced to finish the interview wobbling on one heel like a drunk flamingo. I wasn’t offered the job, but they did say, “You have great balance.” FML
Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview, I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work that I'd bought yesterday. Around lunchtime, I finally realised that one shoe felt slightly tighter than the other. I took it off and found some paper stuffing still inside. I'd spent five hours walking around with it. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
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reaza13 0
So? They probably didnt see it.
madasahatter 0
Hahaha priceless. Maybe they will just think it's your style and that you're really cool
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Comments (102)
vampemu 16
i have actually gone out before then noticed i had 2 completely different shoes on... i know where youre coming from OP!! heh :)
kittyfairy 0
my mum did that once...she got to work and realised one shoe was black and the other was navy blue!!! haha!
intrepid00 0
Odds are they didn't notice either.
plexico 4
YDI for crossing your legs! Leave you legs spread apart and you won't believe what you'll get.
musiclife_fml 0
sorry, not an FML WTB so what? option
rraaee 0
get a shoe organizer. :)
paper_flowers 0
Wow, I hope they were the same style or something, cause otherwise that'd be really weird that you hadn't noticed before then.... Anyway, as long as the interviewer didn't notice and didn't decide not to hire you just because of that, this isn't really an FML...
macc55 2
your ****** awesome!
fyourlife33 0
i doubt that could possibly keep you from getting a job, they were obviously similar enough for you to not notice until then
piddly_03 0
haha! oh my god, thats horrible! i would be sooo embarrassed. hopefully you had pants on and not a skirt so you could somewhat hide the fact.. good luck on the job, it sucks not having one!