Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
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Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of heels to an interview. Halfway through, as they were showing me around the production floor, one of my heels snapped. I was forced to finish the interview wobbling on one heel like a drunk flamingo. I wasn’t offered the job, but they did say, “You have great balance.” FML
Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview, I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work that I'd bought yesterday. Around lunchtime, I finally realised that one shoe felt slightly tighter than the other. I took it off and found some paper stuffing still inside. I'd spent five hours walking around with it. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
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reaza13 0
So? They probably didnt see it.
madasahatter 0
Hahaha priceless. Maybe they will just think it's your style and that you're really cool
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Comments (102)
zolitical 0
Meh, there are worse things that could have happened. At least you didn't go in naked. OR maybe that would have been better ;)
eli_guerra 0
I went to school like that once rofl!
sweet_as_arsenic 0
my teacher came to class one time with one brown boot and one black one haha
inspireme48 0
Haha! Nice! So how was it walking out? Lol :) FYL
PakiPakiPaki 0
Seriously, none of my shoes feel the same... Even my runners, NONE. How? Weirdo you.
sugar_bear 0
this was a stupid fml
iSmellNice 2
I think your life is average
backpack7785 0
In my defense, they were both black ballet flats but one had gold studs all over it and was quite obviously different!
Purplesnowberry 4
That's not much of a defence at all...!! That's worse actually!
fml2102008 1
don't worry. things happen. I hope you get the job.
adamdrinkslots 0
"interviewee, i just want to tell you, i was about to offer you the job on the spot during your last interview, but how the hell can i trust you as competent employee if you cant even find two shoes that match...idiot" (ijustwanttotellyou.com)
cefarix 5
That's what you get for being a woman who has a bazillion different shoes in her closet.