Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
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Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of heels to an interview. Halfway through, as they were showing me around the production floor, one of my heels snapped. I was forced to finish the interview wobbling on one heel like a drunk flamingo. I wasn’t offered the job, but they did say, “You have great balance.” FML
Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview, I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work that I'd bought yesterday. Around lunchtime, I finally realised that one shoe felt slightly tighter than the other. I took it off and found some paper stuffing still inside. I'd spent five hours walking around with it. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
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Top comments
reaza13 0
So? They probably didnt see it.
madasahatter 0
Hahaha priceless. Maybe they will just think it's your style and that you're really cool
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Comments (102)
Soitgoes74 0
And somehow you managed to find your way to the interview? Shocking.
Guitarist45 0
this is stupid. this should say: I just got laid off. FML.
yeahreally 6
LMFAOOOOOO... thats funny!
Kaelon 0
How don't you deserve it? You are the one who put two different shoes on. This is not an FML at all. So what if you have two different shoes?
Out4aTwist 0
hey i've done it to.. shit happens[=
alijacket 0
I imagined this scene happening to me and... it seems mortifying. Not because it's a big deal, but it's just one of those things that catch you off-guard when you should be focused. But, I literally LOL reading this. I hope you got the job. Screw wearing matching footwear.
addictedtomusicc 0
hahahahahahahahaha. i laugh now, because chances are, i will probably do the exact same thing one day. then u may laugh at me in return :) but u know, if they were the same colour, thats not so bad? loll, ur probably on the path of insanity now. next thing you know, you'll be convinced a squirrell switched your shoes. haha, we'll be on the same padded cell block in the next ten years. :) ithinkuniquely
theodivine 0
How does that happen? Anyway, they probably didn't notice.
rakhil11 7
i think i know # 85...ur name isn't rayana, is it, 85? likes rping and drawing and tokio hotel and breaking benjamin....and bing insane...and likes creepy/twisted stuff.... and who cares, OP?
what_thefk 0
atleast u stand out