Kids: Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed...

By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By kyle - 05/06/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By "mbrider" - 12/08/2017 16:00

Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 18:09 - Greece

Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

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Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

I ******* hate little kids

Serial 2

Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

put your hands over your eyes, it makes you invisible

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lonligurl 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:41

i ******* hate kids. though you may have gotten into trouble, gotta admitt it was worth pushing her in for what she did to you! well done!

Jaxro 6

Monday 13 April 2009 21:41

How were you supposed to know. I hate people who dish out but can't take it back.

eternalaphrodite 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:49

To #125: I can't speak for anyone else here, but I for one never defended the girl for pushing the OP in to begin with. She was wrong to do it, too. But that doesn't make it acceptable for the OP to push the girl in. And just because there were others around to help the girl doesn't make it okay, either. And it is ESPECIALLY not okay to laugh at a girl who is drowning in front of you - it's pretty clear when someone cannot swim once they hit the water. This isn't "teaching a kid a lesson," it's a grown person acting inappropriately in a way that could scar a child for life. Was the kid right? Nope. That doesn't make the OP's actions right.

eternalaphrodite 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:50

amynicol 0

Monday 13 April 2009 22:12

The brat deserved it.

aorejel8 0

Monday 13 April 2009 22:17

I'm just gonna say it, but that girl deserved it. Don't you feel bad at all. If someone is going to push someone into the water as a joke, they better not get mad if it happens to them as well, or just don't be stupid enough to do something to one person that you're not ready to have done to yourself. Besides, if she doesn't know how to swim, it's about time she learned. jaja

shawnarawwwrr 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:26

#111, you are an idiot. how did that little bitch know the OP could swim?!?! and if she didnt know, ill bet she'd push her in anyways because kids are assholes little girl deserves to be scarred for life.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:28

#33: yeah because LOL is an acronym you don't say lohl, you say EL OH EL. idiot.

jaymers 3

Monday 13 April 2009 23:30

As much as it sucks that she got pushed and couldn't swim and could have drowned, her dumbass shouldn't have pushed you in the first place. If she wanted to mess with people by doing that and she should've expected some sort of retaliation on your part, I mean what were you supposed to do, act like that was ok? Your friend's sis sounds like a little brat, and I hope this served as a valuable lesson to her, because what if YOU couldn't swim either! Now she knows how it feels. Screw children.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:41

#129: shut the **** up, seriously. You sound dumb. The OP was probably like 16 and the "little girl" probably 11 or 12. Its a pool party SHE was at so it had to be some of the same age. So really shut up. And no it isn't clear, the girl could have been doing that because she was pissed. The Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. For every action there is a reaction. Karma. etc. etc, either way the little brat should have expected a reaction. And it is the 'rents fault too, why would you let your kid near a pool at a pool party if they can't swim. That is just idiotic.