By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 810
You deserved it 911

Same thing different taste

Top comments

MisterKnowItAll 15

the **** does it matter if you provoked her or not if she pushed you off the damn boat?

How old is she??? Not that her age would make for an excuse, just curious


MisterKnowItAll 15

the **** does it matter if you provoked her or not if she pushed you off the damn boat?

andrmac 25

You should ask your parents what happens when you provoked her to push you off a cliff? I'm pretty sure they call that 2nd degree murder.

How old is she??? Not that her age would make for an excuse, just curious

*dials 911* "hello ambulance? Please come quick we have a burn victim over here."

SkyGuy32 17

Just do the best you can, OP. Eventually you'll see your sister turn into a spoiled brat while you are tolerant of others and nice, which might feel rewarding enough.

tantanpanda 26

Nah, punch her in the face when the parents aren't around or burn her school work.

She shoved you off a boat. Regardless of whether or not you were provoking her, it does not warrant her trying to kill you. I know violence is not the answer. . .but I think in this situation it's okay to punch a bitch!!. Your parents are mad at you anyways sooo why not.

One of the many reasons why I believe people should have to take and pass an IQ test before becoming parents. Whether you did something to her or not, she had no right or reason to push you overboard, and your parents should have the common sense to understand that.

I just imagine someone failing the IQ test and then getting their testicles smashed with a baseball bat

If the baseball bat doesn't sterilize them, you could use a vice grip on them.

If someone actually failed an IQ test that would be impressive.

Helldemon 32

To be fair, when they say pass I'm sure they mean above a certain IQ.

I would settle for them getting a vasectomy.

I'm sorry but your statement is very abstract to take an IQ to become a parent wont change anything someone who isn't as smart as others wont automatically treat there children bad smart people do that as well families well off do that much more often so please refrain from saying such idiotic things please it aggravates me to read that someone actually believes such nonsense because that test would make no difference how smart you are does not determine how you treat someone your personality does. Oh and make no mistake I'm not an adult

screweverythin 16

It's not about the treatment of the child but the competence to raise a child without passing on one's stupidity that requires the IQ test

LostInTheZone11 29

Push her overboard. Onto the propellers.

Just wait to you get home and put super glue on the toilet'll have her ass in a matter of seconds

And hope the sister is the first needing to go... I can see all sorts of ways this can go horribly wrong.

Well if by chance he scored one of the parents he could always toss the empty tube of super glue in her room....

And when the sister claims that the OP planted the glue in her room, they'll believe her because they're predisposed to believe her. (And in this case, she'd be right) Didn't think that one through, did you?

Don't worry about whether your parents prefer her or not, just do what you think is right and move on, life will be unfair sometimes.

Does this mean your sister can shoot you and your parents would be mad at you because you "provoked" her?