Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML
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jswizzle_ 6
What even is a pie auction?
WildInTheStreets 5
Lol, how is one pie worth $1,000?
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Comments (164)
datgamerchick 14
Who the hell would be willing to pay $1,000 for a pie? Like those idiots that bid thousands on a couple of splatters of paint because it's "art". People these days, man...
AunteyN 4
I'm with you on the pie being stupid, but I pity you for not understanding the concept of art or creativity.
BooGhosted 0
I can throw shit at a wall and see something in it too it's not hard but it's called raising funds for causes. Unless it's just insanely rich people and insanely good pies:D
Enslaved 38
It was probably for a good cause. I've donated hundreds to people walking for cancer. And I don't even get a damn pie!!!
datgamerchick 14
Okay, you totally misinterpreted what I meant. I appreciate art; I really do. I'm an artist myself. I was not talking about portraits, or any of the like that actually take time to make. I was talking about paint literally spat on a canvas and sold for thousands. It only takes a couple of seconds to make. I mean, come on, I'd pay thirty bucks for something like that at most. If it were any more than that, might as well make my own painting.
whited666 0
What makes paint splattered on a canvas famous is not HOW it looks, but WHO made it.
drawmesunshine 17
What makes a pie worth a grand is not WHAT it's made of, but WHO it's made by. My money's on Priscilla Presley.
jizzwold 21
75 that is true and very stupid
slick5880 22
Am I the only one that feels bad for the pie? Poor pie.
ArcadePie 10
He was a good pie loved bay all. R.I.P pie
Wheredidgrungego 12
Woah what an interesting life you have. (zero sarcasm)
VianaJ_Garcia 14
Did you eat the pie after that?
Freeze_fml 17
Makes me ashamed to say I've never had pie.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
What the heck?
yamatelle 19
WHAT?! Freeze, please tell me you're joking...! Ok, drop whatever you're doing right now and go to your nearest bakery and get some. Now! I said NOW!
imaninja1 9
Im w them ^^
drawmesunshine 17
Freeze, I will make you a pie and mail it to you. If you like pineapples and coconut, I would suggest my piña colada pie. (:
drawmesunshine 17
Or my Oreo pie. (:
Freeze_fml 17
I don't like chocolate.
drawmesunshine 17
Caramelled apple pie?
DennisC1975 4
Yep, I'd pay a $1000 for an 18 year old cherry pie!
pauley317 0
I like your taste!
Enslaved 38
Haha, lucky for me, I can get cherry pie for free!
leannecloveryau 11
yay who loves pie? bad luck though.
yummcookie 0
A pie... auction?
immortal628 20
Was the pie made of money?
MrHomerSimpson 11
Mmmmm... pie.