Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML
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jswizzle_ 6
What even is a pie auction?
WildInTheStreets 5
Lol, how is one pie worth $1,000?
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Comments (164)
bubo_fml 11
I had some pie last night...Didn't cost me a grand though, just dinner & a movie...SUKKA!!
kkatzlove 10
Better be some good pie to be a thousand frickin dollars
HU4L188 0
Who the hell buys a 1000 dollar pie?
kkatzlove 10
People with money to burn.
kitesflyhigh4 1
Was it made of gold?!
TheCylonmaster 3
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Why must the good die un-eaten?!?!?!?!!?!!??!?!!!
ThatKidTyler 6
A 1000$ pie. Wow!
azhure99 7
omg! what kind of glass case costs $1000?
thejedi08 10
that must be some good pie!
Alpho_X 1
There are several explanations for a $1000 pie. I could be a charity thing, people basically giving to charity, the thing auctioned off is not important. They would probably take any other pie instead. A less likely scenario is people collecting historical pastries, like in that Seinfeld episode.
Bright_Lights 14
Only in Texas would they ever have pie auctions.