Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the first time in months, a potential employer was willing to give me a job. On my way out of the interview, I tripped over and broke a 1000 dollar glass table. FML
Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, I started a new job at a glass shop and my boss asked me to vacuum. I ended up tipping over and shattering the most expensive bong in the shop, which retailed at $3,000. FML
Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
Today, I made some burritos when a photo frame fell and smashed over my pan. I'm pretty broke so I thought I got all the glass out of the meat and ate some. I reheated the meat for dinner too and well, I found the glass that time... FML
Today, I spent two hours painstakingly making a berry tart for my best friend. As I was taking it out of the oven, the glass dish slipped from my hands and shattered all over the kitchen floor. Now I have no tart and I owe her housemate a new dish. FML
Today, while at the bakeshop, I got bored waiting in line so I rested on the glass protecting the cupcakes. Turns out there was no glass. I had to pay $50 to cover all the mess and had to walk out of the bakeshop with icing all over my butt. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML
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Top comments
jswizzle_ 6
What even is a pie auction?
WildInTheStreets 5
Lol, how is one pie worth $1,000?
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Comments (164)
doogy15 11
Who the **** pays that much for food..... I can make a pb&j sandwich for 50$ first come first serve :3
rocxtar 1
That's some expensive taste!...get it?....no?...not funny??? THE HELL WITH Y'ALL THEN!
chemman5 12
what pie is worth $1000?
luciaaaaaaaaaaaa 5
surely it should have been " today I was at a pie auction,fml"
mike133 2
Wtf kind of pie is worth $1,000?!?!?!
courk94 6
Who would seriously want to buy a Pie in a glass case ?! Especially worth $1000 ?! What is wrong with this World ? o_O
sarah56195 0
What the eff.? A pie worth 1000 dollars ?
emilymaeve 8
An £1000 pie
mimiminx 23
What I don't understand is why you agreed to stand in a human sized glass case to hold the pie?! YDI
Yeliab333 20
Damn O.o it must have been a really good pie