Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML
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Today, I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there, when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says, "He's not coming, you may as well go home." FML
Today, while waiting at the park for my friend, an intoxicated tramp came up to me and asked me out. After I politely declined, he snatched the phone from my hand, threw it on the ground, screamed that I was a "two-timing whore", and staggered away. FML
Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop with my boyfriend when we got into a little argument. I was trying to keep it calm and quiet, but my boyfriend yelled, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME!" The entire coffee shop went silent. Then, an old lady yelled, “Finally, someone said it!” FML
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
Today, I saw the guy I met on Tinder and went out with, only to be told “I’m not ready for a relationship, let’s just be friends” out on a date kissing another girl. I interrupted the date to rip him a new one for lying to me, only to be escorted out by the restaurant manager. FML
Today, I was sitting at my favorite coffee shop, when a creepy 50-ish looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys, and if I wanted to dominate him. I'm a 17-year-old girl, and am now scared to ever go back there. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
That asshole needs to switch to decaf. And get his eyes checked. Either that or you're a two-timing *****.
eddeeezzyy 19
Hey! She's a nice lady!
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Comments (137)
milkcloud 2
he must have mistook you for someone else. he should've went to specsavers
Cocoj_fml 4
Isn't that lovely! (Not)
howdoilogin 9
Hypothesis: he is your husband from the future where you are, in fact, a two-timing *****. The problem is you actually will have to be a two-timing ***** now to preserve the timeline.
Psychology_13 8
yeah, and op is a bitch too!!!
matt369 2
He was a nutcase. Not at all your fault. Too bad there wasn't a cop nearby.
rebellionwars 11
Aww :( poor girl
17rotha 4
Omg! Comment number 123 :>
nurchok 15
Ignore him OP, world is full of attention needing drama queen assholes... Hope the coffee didn't burn you...
Daederoth 10
He's lucky really, that a guy like me wasn't there, cause he would of had me to deal with and I'm a lot more trouble than I'm worth.
FezzesAreCool 18
Whaaatt